h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed, much more of a Star Wars/ Babylon 5 fan (and Star Gate and what not) but those don't have all tat much I can use against demons and what not. Maybe some of my Techno-mage powers though *looks thoughtful*....

anything will help
seriously it is dangerous out thair

that just makes it more fun!

yes that as well

so, are there any critters out there that might attack me? Because so far, I'v entered and left the building and nothing has got at me.

*blinks sleepily and wakes up*
Do I get to eat them now?

be my guest.

PHENOM

whee!

*sidles up to Anthea, licking her lips*

*Slaps beltbuckle, activating a deflector shield.*

Itl's hurt you more than me if you eat me.

*Craxus is seen with his trademark hat: a vibrant, blood-red, wide-brimmed creature that makes his silhouette seem almost scarecrow-like. Bands of lighter colored material encircle around the base of the hat, fastened by fabric covered buttons. His hair is jet black, medium length, more short than long. It seems that his hair length actually changes dependant on scene and situation. Craxus wears heavy brown/black boots that extend up his lower leg, ending around his knee. His clothes is reminiscent of a 17th century European nobleman's attire. Black, white, and red are his colors. A white dress shirt is fastened at the collar by an old-fashioned tie fashioned from blood-red material. Over the shirt is a rather nondescript, close-fitting black vest coupled with matching black pants. Adding a final touch is his long red trenchcoat, which falls to his ankles. His hands are always covered by his trademark white gloves. They appear to be thick, most likely made of cloth. On the back of each glove, Craxus' symbol, a decorative pentagram, is inscribed. The inscription reads: "Hellsing - Hell's Gate arrested - Gott Mit Uns (God With Us) - And shine heaven now." Craxus wears a pair of red/orange tinted sunglasses. And, of course, his mouth is home to his fangs. Too his side are two waist holsters, on the right is a double barrel sawed off shotgun. Too his left is a semi auto tommy gun. He also carries two chest holsters, for the 2 Hellsing 35kg. Handgun - 13mm Silver-Tipped Shells.*

expecting trouble are we? i remember when the Bruja clan was formed. quite impressive bloodshed i must admit.

Ahh yes, I was an Vampire Archon for the Brujah clan until I met my master Integra Hellsing. Then I faught for her in defense against all living dead and the walking dead.

shame. quite a nice clan you had there. still, i suppose it's cos of that i have such a thriving island when it comes to the undead, unholy and unforgiving!

You sound like Vampire Hunter D.... only more... fangy.
Or Dante from Devil May Cry.

Good but my actual appearance is that of Alucard from the Hellsing series.

and i just look like DEATH.

*HDS shifts into one of his two demon fighting appearences, a man some nine feet tall, wearing black gothic steel, holding a massive bladed mace in one hand. His helm is spired, with deep black holes for eyes that see but are not seen. Runes cover all of his armor and armament and a black cloak covers his shoulders and back. His voice is impossibly deep, it seems to go into the sub-sonic, making it feelable, the base of it oppressing those around him.*

I do hope you will not try to make a meal of us.

Me, oh no I don't I feed off the blood banks that my master gives me. Although I don't mind a real human drink here and there.

now now ladies. no fighting inside. there is plenty of dark forest out there for bloodshed.

PHENOM

*is dressed in her usual fur ensemble, but to join in looking scary has matted and muddied her fur a little, sharpened her claws and put some fake blood on her fangs*