h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah you want to play like that huh *throws sword away and pulls bright purple lightsabre out of pocket* come on then

*stands up, walks to face him*

Oi, you're the one that got angry because my hair is perfect. I can't help it that I'm an ! It's just my lineage. You think I like it that my hair doesn't get messed up...? (Well admitedly I do, but that isn't the point.)

You wanna play...? We can play.

*takes out two small lightsabers and ignites them. The blades on both of them are just about a foot and a half long, and glow a bright bloody red*

I'm not angry *starts swinging lightsabre* I just want a bit of action around here. We don't have anything to do while we're waiting for our weapons so we might as make something to do.
Plus we need practice fighting anyway.

Darling, I'm in training three hundred and sixty five days out of the year. I just got out of a battle where I very nearly died. I hardly think that I need practice. But sport is always rather welcome.

*she draws her blades together in a cross. They hiss in a very disturbing mixture of bloodlust and bliss*

The Z-95 Headhunter is a small and old single pilot fighter, Boba and Jango Fett each used Firespray class Patrol vessels.

Well, is it a Firespray or Headhunter that you would like, Jade?

Aries, would you like a frieghtor, modified of course, a fighter, a bomber for this weapon to be mounted on?

The standard issue Intilgance fighter is a Black Omega Star Fury, would you like the launcher to be on one of those?

Please you two, take this fight to the second Dojo, I can't have body parts being strewn about, or equipment damaged. It costs money to fix those things, and the people have good taxes now, we can't upset them by raising them!

Sure, why the heck not.

And I said that he could keep his spy stuff on my ship. "cos he's gonna be my chaufer.

Awww, you're no fun... *switches off lightsabers* Here Aries, go to this link. But give us time to clean up first, all right? We only just finished a really nasty battle there the other day... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F104936?thread=243361&post=3121047#p3121047

ok, Jade's ship will be Firespray class, possessing several hidden weapons bays, including the siesmic mine chute, and the four laser cannons. Have fun with that now.

I'll get my stuff on board then if thats Ok with you Jade *putting away lightsabre* and you can never have enough practise.

*Enters the room in a very sith like manner.*

Would it be posible for me to have my own personal land speeder. I don't believe that I need a ship, I'll just hitchhike around the transports, Flag ships and shutles. Thoungh eventualy I'll want a starfighter, I'll get back to you on that.

Skiff style? or a bike/swoop? or like Luke's in Episode IV?

Hmm...I've always been a fan of speeder bikes. Yeah, let's go with a swoop.

*A ring transporter near by springs to life, the rings shoot into the air, glow, flash, glow, and then drop back into the ground. On the transporter pad is a shiny black swoop*

It can go up to 5 kilometers from the ground, accelerate too the speed of 500 km/h and mounts two E-WEB blaster cannons and two concusion rocket launchers. it has fair armor and better shields and cariable inercial dampers, so that tight manuvers don't make you pass out.

I would like to change my sniper rifle order to a speeder bike. With my sith powers I don't require a sniper rifle I'll just take everyone out by my lightsabre.

you want the speeder to be like Skullock's or would you like other features added or subtracted?

I want the kind that Anakin Skywalker rode on in SW2. And is it possible that I can have both sniper rifle and bike?

*another ring transporter activates, on it appears the speeder that Craxus had described.*

Same stats as Skullock's, different frame, the rifle is in the starboard saddle bag. Have fun.

Modern technology, where would we be without it?

Without it...I'd probably be doing random acts of violence with either a short golf club or a black steel pipe.