h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

File your requests and questions here.

Hey could I have one of the best sniper rifles you got?

Right, here you go.

*Places a small black satchel on the counter, unzips it, and pulls the pieces out.*

This is a Merr-Sonn Munitions class III HW-99 Heavy Laser Rifle. It has a range of 100 kilometers. Even at that range the exit wound will be about the size of a watermellon, even if they wear armor. It won't penetrate Mandalorian...

*shrugs*

...but then again, what will?

It has a rate of fire of 5 shots a second, so you're sacrificing rate of fire for 100% weapon accuracy ( can't garontee the accuracy of the shooter though), and extreme range.

It also has a holo-scope and an attached scump link, so you can shoot around corners, put it on an automated tri-pod and shoot it from a seperate location (like in the Jackel).

And cause the Empire has near infinate cash to spend, instead of a tri-pod I'm giving you a repulsor pod, so it floats.

Instead of a battery it has a generator, and the Tibanna gas drum is good for 100,000 shots before it depletes itself and you need a re-fill.

Have fun now!

Umm alright hehe.

I would like a missile capable of incinerating a planet readying it for recycling, something like an eden missile should do and a ship to launch it from. (unsure about ship specifications at the moment)

I just want a headhunter. Painted metalic blue. Light metalic blue.

A headhunter?

You know the ship that Boba Fett had? One of those. Only one that doesn't fly upright (they don;y do that after you uber modify them anyway tho.)

Ah I remember!

I thought you might.

*gives Aries a noogie for no discernible reason*

noogie?

Where I grab you and rough up your hair.

Oh *puts hair back straight* I would call that a ruffle.

Mmm. I see..

*ruffles jades hair for no apparent reason* Gotcha back!

*hair falls back to exactly how it was on it's own*

Ha! I am an ! I have magic hair care products! ...YTou have no power here, Aries the Guardian!

Hang on I just need to go to the Thingite Armoury a minute.

*mutters something on way out*

*Jade takes this opportinuty to hide behind a large and inconsipcuous red velvet loveseat*

*returns with a massive sword*

Oh you've gone.

*pokes head out from behind couch*

Leave my beautiful elven strands alone... Or I shall have to smite you with my daggers. ...or my lightsabre. Whichever is more convenient.

*hides once more*