h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whos ammo?

My own.

I am reading my ammo instruction book on weapon techniques.

kat

hmmm

*looks at guns*

well, seems simple to me. put ammo in gun, point and shoot come on, i got an operative planting bombs on the roof of the palace. thats if he doesn't blow himself up.

I'm reading Dr Ruth's book on sexual technique (sorry I've been hanging around the Farce too long)

So what do you need me to do Guv

i'm not even sure what i am doing really. i thought i could just blow their roof off and a load of choppers could come in and drop a load of commandoes into the palace.

or

maybe i could stick a load of snipers up there cos they can't come through any doors now cos they are wired to blow.

i don't know, i think i have been drugged, i have lost my train of though

go to the palace and se what you can do.

Unfortunatly they know me but they've changed the guards so I might be able to sneak in, I was a servant last time so I'm going to need another disguise any ideas Guv

beggar? trader? prostitute, er i mean lady of leisure?

Are you trying to tell me something Guv, anyway I tried that trick last time and their hardly likely to pay when they can get it for nothing, I could try the Changing Rooms Trick, turn up and say that we're willing to redecorate the Palace if we can bring in a film crew that way we can set up bugs, plant explosives or just cause gernal mayhem what do you think

sounds like fun. i reckon they will go for it

select a team, you have a go colonel.

i've always wanted to say that

Jedi Girl do you fancy being Linda Barker or Anna Ryder-Richardson

I know you're there all ready Guv

I need volunteers to "paint" the GCE's Palace

Smiledon I need highly flameble paint, plastique explosive disguised as putty, Exploding MDF and any other handy exploding DIY gadgets you can give me

Ok everyone move in, but act as though you are on a TV show called, "Update your Home" Go in but conceal all your weapons, unless you won't be spotted. I want a sniper on the adjacent building. I'll go in as a producer but ill conceal my zat and 9mm. Ok people lets move.

*Craxus rushs over and starts dialing up the code to the CGE Grand Palace, F97983?thread=222735&post=3364372#p3364372 The stargate flashes open the whole ring is now a shimmering blue with the vortex in the center looking like water.*

*Craxus runs in.*

and whatever you do, just don't touch any doors on the or windows leading to the roof!

explosive paint and MDF coming up

Sorry Smilodon the CGE HQ is now in ruins and they're putting explosives on the Stargate, light the exploding paint and hurl it through the gate

*fizzle
*hurl

Take a look through the gate here F97983?thread=222735&post=3373281#p3373281 and see what the paint did it looks like a T shirt from Woodstock

what a mess!

Good work with the exploding paint tho

thanx

Did I just miss the whol attack on the palace