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Latent Appliance Fetishist Admission

Post 1

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>


so..you're prepared to admit - Latent Appliance Fetishism is for you?

Congratulations...

...be patient - you will be admitted in due course.

smiley - martianfrown


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Post 2

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*waits patiently to be admitted, and polishes Joes ?Garage whilst he waits smiley - whistlesmiley - smiley


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Post 3

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>

welcome to the fold 2legs...I have no badge to offer - but might suggest a link at your space....?

good to see ya!

Corla Planktunsmiley - martianfrown


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Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I'll stick a link in from my page, as soon as I get round tuit; I'm wanting to update my space and reorganise it a abit anyhow... One more excuess to force me into action to do it smiley - laugh Right, RL for a few hours smiley - groansmiley - run


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Post 5

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

...i know how to calibrate a Telefunken U47...

sad isn't it?...

alec.smiley - clown


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Post 6

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>

NO not sad at all...!

Welcome to the fold my son....anyone that can calibrate a Telefunken U47 is most welcome at 'The Church'....

I'll add you name to the list - spread the word of frank!!!

L8R
smiley - martianfrown


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Post 7

superdogmonkey

Glad to see that you have not put my name on the list! I suppose that it's my fault for never talking about Zappa on this site!!!!!!

smiley - monster


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Post 8

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>

I wouldn't be so presumptuous!!!

I don't go signing people up to stuff without their express permission......!! especially when it involves them having to come out of the closet as a Latent Appliance Fetishist......I was waiting for you to give me the nod.smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

superdogmonkey

Not even sure what Latent Appliance Fetishist means but it sounds depraved and probaly illegal ....... sign me up smiley - devil

smiley - monster


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Post 10

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>

definately depraved...and probably SO illegal that they haven't even made a law against it yet...you're on the list.

smiley - martianfrown


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Post 11

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>

BTW
"A Latent Appliance FetishistIs a person who *refuses to admit to his or herself*
that sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES...
Get the picture?"

smiley - martiansmile


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Post 12

superdogmonkey

But surely vacumn cleaner nozzles don't count! or that bit on the washing machine that really vibrates on the spin cycle ... or the first ten minutes on a bread maker, when it slowly kneads *things* ... or that handy shrink wrapping machine at work?

smiley - monster


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Post 13

dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby>

welcome home..this is definately where you belong....smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

FartySmartBlast

Hello All.

I'm into leather.

Is there a place I can watch the crew sluts while I reconfigure my appliance?

smiley - cheers


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Post 15

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I always find the best viewing position from the front of Joes garage... Or if your feeling ambetious you could always try from the top of the tower of power, but the last time I checked Bobby was still hogging that space smiley - winkeye


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