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Latent Appliance Fetishist Admission
dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Started conversation Feb 24, 2003
so..you're prepared to admit - Latent Appliance Fetishism is for you?
Congratulations...
...be patient - you will be admitted in due course.
Latent Appliance Fetishist Admission
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 26, 2003
*waits patiently to be admitted, and polishes Joes ?Garage whilst he waits 
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dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Posted Feb 26, 2003
welcome to the fold 2legs...I have no badge to offer - but might suggest a link at your space....?
good to see ya!
Corla Planktun
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 27, 2003
I'll stick a link in from my page, as soon as I get round tuit; I'm wanting to update my space and reorganise it a abit anyhow... One more excuess to force me into action to do it 
Right, RL for a few hours 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Mar 17, 2003
...i know how to calibrate a Telefunken U47...
sad isn't it?...
alec.
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dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Posted Mar 17, 2003
NO not sad at all...!
Welcome to the fold my son....anyone that can calibrate a Telefunken U47 is most welcome at 'The Church'....
I'll add you name to the list - spread the word of frank!!!
L8R
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superdogmonkey Posted Mar 18, 2003
Glad to see that you have not put my name on the list! I suppose that it's my fault for never talking about Zappa on this site!!!!!!
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dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Posted Mar 18, 2003
I wouldn't be so presumptuous!!!
I don't go signing people up to stuff without their express permission......!! especially when it involves them having to come out of the closet as a Latent Appliance Fetishist......I was waiting for you to give me the nod.
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superdogmonkey Posted Mar 18, 2003
Not even sure what Latent Appliance Fetishist means but it sounds depraved and probaly illegal ....... sign me up 
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dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Posted Mar 18, 2003
definately depraved...and probably SO illegal that they haven't even made a law against it yet...you're on the list.
Latent Appliance Fetishist Admission
dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Posted Mar 18, 2003
BTW
"A Latent Appliance FetishistIs a person who *refuses to admit to his or herself*
that sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES...
Get the picture?"
Latent Appliance Fetishist Admission
superdogmonkey Posted Mar 25, 2003
But surely vacumn cleaner nozzles don't count! or that bit on the washing machine that really vibrates on the spin cycle ... or the first ten minutes on a bread maker, when it slowly kneads *things* ... or that handy shrink wrapping machine at work?
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dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> Posted Mar 25, 2003
welcome home..this is definately where you belong....
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FartySmartBlast Posted Oct 12, 2007
Hello All.
I'm into leather.
Is there a place I can watch the crew sluts while I reconfigure my appliance?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 12, 2007
I always find the best viewing position from the front of Joes garage... Or if your feeling ambetious you could always try from the top of the tower of power, but the last time I checked Bobby was still hogging that space
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Latent Appliance Fetishist Admission
- 1: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Feb 24, 2003)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 26, 2003)
- 3: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Feb 26, 2003)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 27, 2003)
- 5: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Mar 17, 2003)
- 6: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Mar 17, 2003)
- 7: superdogmonkey (Mar 18, 2003)
- 8: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Mar 18, 2003)
- 9: superdogmonkey (Mar 18, 2003)
- 10: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Mar 18, 2003)
- 11: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Mar 18, 2003)
- 12: superdogmonkey (Mar 25, 2003)
- 13: dugdog <a.k.a. - corla planktun...buffer of the tiny ruby> (Mar 25, 2003)
- 14: FartySmartBlast (Oct 12, 2007)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 12, 2007)
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