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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Apr 2, 2003
Aries, of the Elvish tranbslators on the net... they either suck or completely fail to exist. So I just up and bought one. A real one. Of the book persuasion.
If you're honestly inteersted, you might do yourself a service by doing the same.
Oh, and HDS, if you're inetersted I have a very good recipee for lembas (I've finally refined it to the point of perfection.).
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 2, 2003
I'd love that, assuming it doesn't require a waffle iron or similar peice of equipment. All we have at the Temple is an oven, a micro-wave, and a range.
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Apr 2, 2003
Hey I wouldn't mind trying to make some Lembas bread. Seems pretty cool to eat 
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Chronos Posted Apr 3, 2003
Can I have some please? I would enjoy tasteing something new, as I have not yet had the pleasure of eating any Elvish food. Lately I have spent far too much time in deep meditation and have grown weak for not eating any physical food. It was not in vain though, i have learned alot about myself and the world, here and after. Please forgive me for rambling on i i....*passes out*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 3, 2003
sounds bad
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
Terrible.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
His changed his name again. I wonder if he's now slightly enlightened because he found out that you've got to eat
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
You have to eat? Seriously?
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
Well not specifically, but I've heard it helps.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
Ah, this explains why I've been wasting away!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
Never procrastinate out of eating. If I tried that in my house I would be force fed and if that didn't work, I would be knocked out (probably with that baseball bat we keep next to the door) and dragged to the hospital where they would have me put on a drip.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
Only kidding.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
I'm not. My family would do that.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
My family wouldn't get the chance; I'm usually howling for my dinner at about 5.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
I always have to wait till about 6
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
Me to, but I don't!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
I usually skip lunch, or buy some sandwiches before I come in, then I sit at the computers sneakily eating away, hiding them whenever the librarian looks in my direction.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
I usually have lunch at 11 o'clock, because I've got a break then that's to short to boot up a computer and login.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 3, 2003
Most of the time I stay here all day, most of the time un-bothered so I can do pretty much anything I want to do.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
Most of the time I can't stay here all day, 'cos I've got lessons!
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- 201: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Apr 2, 2003)
- 202: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Apr 2, 2003)
- 203: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Apr 2, 2003)
- 204: Chronos (Apr 3, 2003)
- 205: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Apr 3, 2003)
- 206: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 3, 2003)
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