h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I, Ducky the nurse, also volunteer to be a teacher. helps I find.

Hiya Ducky!
Feelin' better?
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Yup.

It's SNOWING!! IN WARRINGTON!! It's a miracle!

*covers eyes and runs round room*LALALALAALALLALALALALALLA! am i crazy?

yes!



quarter of my art exam tomorrow........... think i'll daydream all the way through it.....

good on you should i skip revision for my S**s that are comin in may

Ooh, bad plan, definitely do a bit. Sometimes just reading through your books helps.

yer doin practice sigh

Practice is better than revision, gives you some perspective on what you are actually going to face on your exam and the type of questions they ask. I've already done part of my GCSE exams and the practice exams definitely helped me (it also helped me realise how much revision I needed to do!!)

yer

So who needs training?
or is this just somewhere to chat aimlessly

Training?

Oh, training, ... yeah

People who join up but are not *quite* mad enough have to come in here and get trained up - a bit of amputation by Kitush, etc...

D'you fancy adding a class to the curriculum?

Extreme lunacy?

A bit like ecxtreme ironing, but without the board?

Y..you said the 'i' word

may i offer a new lesson



Head bang classes


Very essential for the average crazy person i do it all the time


*starts banging head on table aimless;y*

Delightfully demented!

*adds headbanging to the class list *

aww shucks wilma, I headbang at every gig I go to (mainly cuz I can) shurely shumt mishtake!

Are you asking for the Class Assistant's job, ???

Yay! If I can be so bold

'k then,

*uh hehem*

"I appoint you, Mag to be the mental PlasticRockChick's Calssroom assistant and assist her faithfully on all and every and each occasion upon which she may call upon you to assist her in matters pertaining to the pedagogical transference of headbanging techniques."

'k?


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