h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*screws in his best Chaps Club monocle*

Good Lord old boy .... you're tieing the whatsit, hitching the cart to the horse, errr .... roaring down the dualcarriageway in a two seater, losing a daughter and gaining an overdraft sort of thing !

Trust the gel's from a good family what !

I expect you've done the decent thing and got the lucky lady a ring with a monster so that she'll need to look at it. Yes - I should damn well think so .... expect a visit from the Chaps at dawn if you're being a bounder about it. Important thing traditions !

Do have a ticklish little problemette to have a quiet word with you about. Yersee it's about the monica's after the nuptuals ? I mean will you be the Njan-Nyssa's or the Nyssa-Njan's ..... awfully difficult to work out the correct ettiquete and all that. Looked it up in the jolly old Chaps Club handbook and couldn't find a blessed thing !

Dreadfully pleased for you both - Mrs Red Dog has just run out with my credit card - any excuse to buy a new hat you see.

Awfully good news - I may even buy a for those apalling Cats that live next to me.

Hurrah and Tallyho !

.. thankyou for the visit!

From what I make out, she has a rather lovely family. .. and she has a ring with no less than six diamonds (they're little ones, but they're diamonds nonetheless), and two rather pretty sapphires.

As to etiquette, that is a tricky one. Whatever works should be just fine; to follow the pattern of what we're (quite probably) doing in more .. official.. planes, we should by rights be the nyssa-njans, but as to what works here.. *frowns*.. I'm not quite sure, to be honest.

No doubt the delightful lady (and she really is a truly splendiverous lady) will be doing the rounds sometime soon and in to thank you personally, but in the meantime, have some - our treat. .

Did I ever actually get around to applying for chaps club membership? .. I have a feeling that I might have forgotten (dash and blast it).. it's certainly a long time since I've been through that neck of the woods.

My regards to the wife.

- njan

Yes, thank you for the warm wishes . Njan is a truly marvelous blokey, isn't he? .

Broke the mold when they made Njan, salt of the earth that lad ! Shame about the incident at but you always need a bit of colour in your character I say what !

Chaps and Chapesses always welcome at the CC A685983

.. I'm inclined to say that that might have been a wise move - don't want any more like me hanging around than are absolutely necessary.

(Incidentally, I seem to have this saberhagen sword still hanging around. Would you like it quietly, or not so quietly, put back? Or am I free to cause some chaos with it; I haven't roleplayed for months and months, and the temptation's growing. .. where is all the action these days, in any case? )

Jolly dee.. I'll introduce myself..

Well knowing me as you do you'll be pleased to hear that I've organised a revolution against Uncle Heavy's benign but unsatisfactory reign as head of CHOPPERS.

There's a Revolutionary Council of Superheroes at A904303 where we're discussing what to do when the great day comes (we have our own wall ready to put people up against). We're overcoming STUMPED at F110854?thread=238749 due to our new secret weapons at A957693 and A959637

Well.. not news, really, but there's a possibility, I would guess, at the off chance, that the mercenaries might reform to some degree.

Failing that.. *straightens jacket collar*.. would you like any hired help? *njan grabs a large black velvet package from somewhere concealed and in doing so rather vigorously, causes it to fly through the air in an arc above his head. As the contents of the package accelerate upwards, the black velvet catches on his coat sleeve, causing a sword that should look somewhat familiar to red dog to spin through the air with a metallic ring. The sword arcs, and twists, and lands a fraction of a second later in njan's outstretched hand, now clenched around the handle of the sword, with a thunk and a ring*

*njan grins as he hasn't grinned for months*.. I could be useful, right? *njan swings the black velvet around his shoulders and restores it to its once intended purpose as a cloak*

Oh I think a little help would be quite in order. You'll need this though ....

*pins a CRC (CHOPPERS Revolutionary Council) on Njan's cloak*

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