Sshhhh ! Be Quiet

Welcome to the Silencer © - the latest piece of technology to be developed by The Legion of Revolutionary Super-Heroes in it's perpetual battle against the forces of darkness.

The Silencer © represents yet more progress for Super-Herodom in it’s never ending quest to fight evil and tyranny in all it’s many manifestations (including the people who rustle confectionary wrappers in the Cinema).

Silence Technology ©

Operation of The Silencer © is simple and straightforward only requiring access to a Cardigan Interface. The interface is designed for easy and convenient use by Librarians everywhere. Advice on Cardigan wear and operation can be obtained from David B, the Dewey Demon.

The Silencer © is based on Library Space (L-Space) technology. L-Space theory predicts that the infinite storage space of Libraries creates a sinkhole for noise. Because noise is finite any calculation that divides an infinite number by a finite number delivers a result that is so close to zero it may as well not exist. An L-Space generator (like the Silencer) creates a temporary portal into L-Space sucking sound and the villain making the sound into the infinite expanse of Library space, thus extinguishing any noise in the immediate vicinity.

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