Ready, Steady, Thwart !

Welcome to the Thwarter © - the latest piece of technology to be developed by The Legion of Revolutionary Super-Heroes in it's perpetual battle against the forces of darkness. It is our job to let evil know fear, to stand in harms way, to protect the innocent, and to thwart; always to thwart.

The primary duty of the Legion is to combat STUMPED in all it's guises and it is our sacred duty to thwart. They are always doing something evil and nasty and if they are not doing something then they`ll be plotting to do something and it is our sacred duty to thwart. Either way we should be thwarting until the cows come home.

The Thwarter © represents a significant step forward for Super-Herodom and an improvement on the tired and outdated CHOPPERS Frontal Assault plan. No longer will Heroes merely hit villains hard with everything they've got repeatedly until they give up nor will they have to sneak up on them quietly then hit them hard with everything they've got repeatedly until they give up - now Heroes everywhere will be able to use the very latest in designer weaponry.

Thwart Technology ©

Straight from Red Dog's warped imagination comes the Thwart Generator ©. Based on the famous ACF Surreal Bombs, the Thwart generator © uses a minature but powerful infinite improbability generator. Once activated the Thwart Generator © will generate a localised improbability field around the nearest Villain. The field before it collapses will result in something strange and entirely unexpected happening to the Villain or Villainous Henchmen (such as a shower of Herring falling from the sky) thus thwarting them in the process.

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