h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The fleet of the Evil Army, composed of Q.U.I.S.E.N.A.U.G.H.T.T.E.'s (Quick Ultra Intrinsic Strike Escort-ship with Naval Artillery Gun that Heaves Tiny Tarmac Elephants) and P.O.W.E.R.W.A.S.H.G.A.T.O.T.U.B.'s (Platform On Which Every Ready Weapon can be Attached is Secured by High Grip Anchoring Tools To Useful Boat) mounted with S.W.I.M.M.I.N.G. (Soaking Wet Iodine Monkey Managed Intrinsic Navel Gun ) apears on the horizon, above the fleet looms the Space Fleet of the Evil Army of H2G2, composed mostly of R.E.P.L.I.C.A.T.O.R. Ships (Replicating Evil Pliable Large Intrinsic Capital-ship Allows for Tactical Offesive Rapidly) and the massive mobile attack fortress of the Evil Army of H2G2, The IGMPD (InterGalactic Meat Patty of Doom) < A3528489 >.*

I am Commander SuperMoo, The Second in Command of the Evil Army of H2G2...Surrender to the combined might of The Evil Army and Her Allies, The Masters of The Multivers(MotMV), The MotMV Pirates, and ARMY (A Right Multitude of Yobs), as Destiny Dictates So!
We await your response.

*screams the Battle Cry of The Evil Army:*
FOR DESTINY DICTATES, SO WE FOLLOW!

And I Black Leopard, Acting commander of the Evil Army space forces, Leader of A.R.M.Y. and Official Beast of the MotMV pirate ship do say:

Ya boo sucks to you! ....


anyway - on with the invasion!!!

Ahoy mates!! Ready for action of any kind!! Attila

Yah!!!!

*sails forth on the good ship H.M.S. Los Nachos*
Yarr, there appears to be a blocked comment sitting firmly in the way of the invasion...Yarr!!!!

An invasion thread. Not the best to have moderated. Anywho. *from one of the ships with the funny names* I am Supreme Commander EvilClaw. Someone set you up the bomb. You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

I'm here and ready for inaction, sir!

YAR!!!...LET'S GO SIT DOWN OVER YONDER!!!!
*points to the Head*
[Random Sailor:]In the bathroom, Sir?
No...On Top of it!......YAR!

*climbs the mast to the look out post*

Smooo! Could you pass me a ?

I think rum is normally drank on ships.

Hmmm... Rum you say?

Don't they have lots of as well?

...probbably...but this is The Evil Army...so we probably have alcoholic tea...

*Lazes in the sun, perched in the look out post, slurping alcoholic *

I still think it is rum and/or ale drank on ships.

You know i refuse to speak in pirate speak. *grumblings of mutiny follow* Oh fine ye scarvy dogs. Yar.

well...that's irony...

What? The subject line. Whatever. Supermoo... fetch forth the special infiltration minions and make some long acronym that says they're for stealth and infiltration or something. WHen the pirates respond I'll go after the captain.

...no...the idea of you starting a mutiny...anywho...that's what Destiny Minions are for...I mean...they can teleport...

No the mutiny was starting against me because i refused to speak like a pirate... .... yar.

Oh and can they be special forces unit destinyminions... i dunna like switched out color palate or something?