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Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Feb 14, 2003
*indicates a big vat*
Right. Uh.
EVERYONE START ROWING AWAY!!
RALPH! I said away not toward 
Where shall we sail to Next?
Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 14, 2003
Do we all have to row? I think we all should row including you captin! I think we should assist the terranics and duckman security force defeat the vogons dont you think?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 14, 2003
*stops heying and hoing*
Yeah!
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 14, 2003
Yeah what? That kitty has to row also or that we should assist the terranics and DISF against the vogons?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 14, 2003
We should get away from here and the captain should help!
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 14, 2003
O ok. Yea kitty you have to help. I think it is fair that you help or if you dont a mutiny will start and you dont want that now do you?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 17, 2003
We HAVE got more guns then they have!
Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Feb 21, 2003
*looks extremely confused*
But I get claw marks in the wood!
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Narapoia Posted Feb 21, 2003
If push comes to shove (so to speak) we can call on Simon and Roger to help with the rowing. But don't we have sails? Or have I missed soemthing...like getting in the rowing boat, frinstance?
This does seem a bit like hard work when all we need to do is nick someone's steamship! We can always put sails up to lull them into a false sense of superiority!
But don't mind me, I'm just the cook...
Sea anenome stir-fry, anyone?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 24, 2003
It just might.
*returns to trying to find the fastest course away from here*
*points*
That away!
Where shall we sail to Next?
Narapoia Posted Mar 2, 2003
Here, try my hand-held GPS navigation gizmo...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 3, 2003
I wanna shoot something!!!
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Narapoia Posted Mar 3, 2003
I'm so glad you're on OUR side Ralph! Just point the gun out of the boat...and mind the penguins.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 4, 2003
*flashes of red, green and blue light streak out from the gun ports, evaporating a formation of gulls*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, a relief of pent-up emotion.
Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 4, 2003
Ralph if I'm not here do you wanna take over for a bit? I'll be here as much as i can it's just I'm behind on work...
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 5, 2003
Yeah, sure. Who's the navigator again?
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 5, 2003
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer!!!
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 5, 2003
Ah, the garden strimmer. Okay, navigator, lay in a course out of here!
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- 141: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Feb 14, 2003)
- 142: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 14, 2003)
- 143: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 144: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 14, 2003)
- 145: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 146: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 14, 2003)
- 147: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 148: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 17, 2003)
- 149: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Feb 21, 2003)
- 150: Narapoia (Feb 21, 2003)
- 151: Skullock (Feb 21, 2003)
- 152: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 24, 2003)
- 153: Narapoia (Mar 2, 2003)
- 154: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 3, 2003)
- 155: Narapoia (Mar 3, 2003)
- 156: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 4, 2003)
- 157: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 4, 2003)
- 158: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 5, 2003)
- 159: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 5, 2003)
- 160: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 5, 2003)
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