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Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 201

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

ATTACK!!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F63252?thread=228242&skip=20&show=20


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Post 202

Narapoia

Well that went well, didn't it?!
I've brought back an out of date packet of peanuts and a rusty smiley - spork.
Funny, I didn't think titanium did rusting?
Well I didn't think the Thingites would have much worth nicking but I didn't like to contradict.
The Procrastinators have a bar too - and they would never get round to doing anything to stop us. Trouble is I'm sort of a member there as well (well I never really got round to applying officially and they've never got round to deciding whether I should be thrown out or not so I just stroll in from time to time when I can be arsed. Well actually I usually don't get round to it...) But, well, being a procrastinator's not really the same as being a Thingite, is it...?


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Post 203

Skullock

Not to my knowledge.


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Post 204

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I've finally gotten around to applying to the procrastinators, but they haven't got around to replying.


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Post 205

Narapoia

Nah, they won't. They haven't got round to appointing a bar person, let alone a membership secretary.


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Post 206

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

smiley - laugh


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Post 207

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yeah, you laugh.


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Post 208

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Ok...

smiley - laughs


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Post 209

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermWell, I did ask.


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Post 210

Narapoia

So, if it ain't the Thingite Infinite Stout Drive wotsit, and we can't be bothered with the Procrastinators, where next? Can it be something I'm not a member of? Do the wotsits of Balwyniti or whatever have a bar? I could kill for a pint.
smiley - drool


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Post 211

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermThere's the new hospital bar.


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Post 212

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

It's Ok... We've almost nicked the bar at that place...


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Post 213

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

the thingite bar...


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Post 214

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - erm


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Post 215

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

They are damned stubborn!


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Post 216

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

But we beat them!


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Post 217

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Well - We didn't get the stout machine, but we got the blue prints. We came off better but it wasn't a crushing defeat for them...


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Post 218

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

And we've got an exploded power core and a hull breach.


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Post 219

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Naaaaa... Nothing tape can't fix.


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Post 220

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*runs up from the bottom of the ship*
She canne hold up much longer cap'ain, I need more scotch tape, or the 'ole thing'll blow!


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