A Conversation for Pirates!!

Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 101

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Har, cap'n! Reportin' as ordered!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 102

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

SIR!ThankyouSIR!
SIR!Do I have to say SIR! at the beginning of each sentence and the end or can I stop nowSIR!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 103

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - laugh


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 104

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

SIR!What kind of response was thatSIR!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 105

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

No you don't. This aint the army lad. This be a pirate ship an' we be free spirits sailing the oceans in search of stuff. Call me whatever you want so long as it isn't too rude.


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 106

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Yes captain.
So, what do we do now?


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 107

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Is kitty to rude?


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 108

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

nope.
And I guess, Rimmer it's time perhaps to split the booty and work out where to next? Unless anyone's got a better idea?


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 109

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yes, I suggest we hold a drunken pirate feast to celebrate our victory first.


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 110

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Sounds like a good idea!


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Post 111

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Break out the Grog!


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Post 112

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Party!Party!Party!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 113

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Booze-up! booze-up! booze-up!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 114

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Well captain, what do you say?


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 115

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yeah, speak up!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 116

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Ooooooh.....

Alright!!!

*breaks open a barrel of fermented binary digits*

Here ya go lads. Throw down the anchor first, don't wanna be drifting into any naval bases!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 117

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yay, digits!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 118

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Too late!
*points to the horisont, and there, barely visible without binoculars: A913501 *
We're drifting closer!


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 119

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*runs for the gun deck*


Where shall we sail to Next?

Post 120

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Captain sir, what should we do?!!


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