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Grrr... Bathspider!

Post 1

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

Amidst thy skaaptuous heap of dead hair
Upon gunken bathroom floor
You sacrafice a gloobleslug
With flurbulistic glee
Grrrr.... Bathspider!
Zlaart thee to eternal plugholedom!
Zlaart every millimetre of thy stringsome limbs
Thy flaarbling, wabbly hairy legs!
Gurgle blurgle plughole,
Plinketty plink dungspider,
Mungle dunger straggy black dead hairs,
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Piffle, utter piffle!
PIFFLE.


Grrr... Bathspider!

Post 2

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

smiley - yuk

smiley - peacedove


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Post 3

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

*Claps*smiley - biggrinsmiley - ok

Nice one!


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Post 4

Keseral - lost...

*applaudes*


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Post 5

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

Applause lasting for two weeks?! smiley - yikes


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Post 6

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

Hey, UB you know the Sporkites now have 45 members! How does it feel to be the first to join?smiley - biggrin


Grrr... Bathspider!

Post 8

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

45 members! How very fantastic indeed!! smiley - smiley


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Post 9

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

And LBO3N is speeding up!smiley - bubbly


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Post 10

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

Splendid! I haven't been there for quite some time but now methinks I will! smiley - cheers


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Post 11

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

Yay!smiley - biggrin


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Post 12

Deadelvis - The Chamber of Sillyness

Hi Utter B! I liked your poem, I think I'll add it smiley - biggrin


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Post 13

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

smiley - spidersmiley - yikes

smiley - peacedove


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Post 14

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

That poets page needs much correcting...


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Post 15

Deadelvis - The Chamber of Sillyness

Correcting? What correcting?


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Post 16

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

smiley - cross


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Post 17

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Could do with an update... and editing and such...

smiley - peacedove


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Post 18

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

Ya...


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Post 19

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Mmm...

smiley - peacedove


Grrr... Bathspider!

Post 20

Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)

boingboingboing...


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