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Oh frupulous mongoose

Post 1

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Oh frupulous mongoose
Behold your sticky toffee pudding
doth thou eat it in the bath
or doth thou reserveth it for thyne kitchen alone
Lo, ist thyne whole life frupulous
Or is it just thyne name
Dost thy consumeth thyne sticky toffee pudding by day
Or is it just by night
Dost thou eateth those furry bath spiders
Or dost thou think they taste like S***
Praise be to the frupulous mongoose
And to the Frupulous mongoose alone.


Oh frupulous mongoose

Post 2

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

smiley - groan Tis awful!

Weldone!smiley - ok

smiley - peacedove


Oh frupulous mongoose

Post 3

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Thank you. Is this a worthy piece of poetry, that is, one that may grant me title of Vogon Poet, or must i return to the drawing board.


Oh frupulous mongoose

Post 4

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

In my opinion... yes. Though I have not the offcial power to grant you such status...

smiley - peacedove


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