Humans should Hibernate for the first 16 years of their lives.
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Your wrong.
Incidently, whilst I'm on the subject of copying and pasting the yellow chicken, I must say i do like this chicken. Back to the point, think about it, what do human beings do for the first 16 years of their lives. They are born, they scream and belch and cause trouble and mess. They become toddlers, they cry. Then children, they don't cause trouble but they aren't contributing to the World in any way. Then Teenagers, not a fun time exactly. They are too young to do anything, hate school, think of all the suicides. Of course, with my plan there will be no whining babies and no suicidally depressed teenagers. Oh no, they will all simply hibernate for 16 years. Now there is of course the slight problem of education, but they programmed people on the Matrix, didn't they.All we need now is someone to invent a human programmer...And before I say a fond farewell, CHICKEN, CHICKEN
CHICKEN, SAY IT WITH ME, CHICKEN..."Below is my official, original and personalised logo.
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I just can't get enough of this Chicken...
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