h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you're not on the list and think you should be, then please post here. It doesn't matter what you post - I'll get the U-number from the post.

Nothing obscene though, obviously. If it gets yikesed, I won't get the U-number. Not unless I'm quick, anyway.

Jokes, anecdotes - sure. Why not?

Jokes, you say?

What do you call a woman with a police siren on her head?

Nina.

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Maybe it's because it's late, but that did make me laugh

Is is i is on the list me not see me. . . jokes? man driving along in his car, collides with and kills a cockrill just outside a farm building, he is devistated... walks up to the farm house, and knowcks on the door, woman answers, and the man says I've just run over and killed your cokrell and I'd like to replace it if I can, she replies, sure the hens are round the back, go get busy .......

Oo, hell I mean, I started off with the names on my own friends list and if I can't even get all of those onto it ...

Right, done *Big* oversight, what with you suddenly becoming PM (congratulations, by the way)

What do you say to a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.
My son, "Is mise Duncan", who introduced me to this site isn't on your list either and he posts more often than I do. His joke wouold have something to do with Parity Errors.

Thankyou! - also sorted

Light hearted line: A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

I've just found this site from Intern's PS, can't find my name on it, or am I just not looking in the right place? The Census sounds like a great idea and resource for the Community, once we work out how it can be utilised. Bear in mind something from Kafka: "If you interrogate them long enough they'll tell you anything" (heard this used about Govt use and abuse of statistics ).

Did you know... Charlie Chaplin once came third in a carlie Chaplin lookalike competition.

Ooo! Pick me! Pick me!

(I'm not on the list, I think)

Alex U566116

Yes you are!

It really is about time I actually did something with this: conceived in a spirit of reckless enthusiasm and then just left to drift off into the mist ... right up until your post

Oh yes, so I am. That's what I get for spelling my name wrong in the Edit->Find in This Page box...

Well, as you can see, I managed to leave 2legs off it the first time, which given I was using my Friends List as base camp didn't augur well for my accuracy further on

Well you know who to blame for that...

You've missed nighthoover off the list too

Well, the rules do say you need to have posted this year ...

I'll go and make a note

Where's Adroabel?

Oo, good p...

Stop mucking up me numbers, scampster!

And where's *checksfriendslist* Elton John?

Adrian-67 ~ The Psychotic Bookworm

Anole, Head Dragoon of the Dragon House

Aximili

Black Raven - "I can forgive and I’m not ashamed to be the person that I am today"

Fizzymouse - Life is still fatal, but I'm just chillin'

Galigan

JohnnyK - fizz....

Josh_Master_of_the_Staff_of_Magic

MOSTHAUNTED1

Plasticrockchick- Currently listening to A Fire Inside - Love Like Winter!!

Rastlin

RoboTwig - Grand Hooha of Skuldooa

steve-paul -- man in white
Most of these and me arent on there.