h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's very sad when it comes to these types of comments. *shakes head*

So, you missed me more, right?

My friends arent on the list.

I'll be getting round to them very shortly

Tis true Ms Bacon, a truly sad state of affairs.

Hell yeah!

Oh, you might be waiting a long time Megacheddar, for the compiler of this list neither knows, nor cares about friends or friendship.*sigh*

Megachedda - hello

I've not been very good at keeping this census up to date, but there are some rules for getting on there. So I'm just going to keep going with the current system and I'm sure all the people on your list will wind up on there eventually

See, I've put you on it because you're here and I've seen you around the site a few times. One of the rules is you've got to have been around h2g2 for a little while.

Footbacon, for instance, has been here for a few years, so she's on it.

Whereas Mrs Bojangles is currently under a bit of suspicion as to whether she really exists and may be coming off it very shortly

Just so's you know I have read the backlog on this 'ere Fred, and shall be designing some spine curdling retribution for the newt

spine curdling? .... spine tingling, blood curdling, *shrug* do newts have blood? They're cold blooded, aren't they? </ talking to meself agin>

My attention span having dwindled to that of a newt, I have forgotten any and all slightly wayward statements that may or may not have been made at an earlier stage of this, what I'm told is a, 'thread'... and am only extremely happy to see you, Wilma, my bestest friend in the whole wide... *struggle to remember* world?

*five or six seconds*

*Extends hand* Hello - and you are?

Nice try, mister. I am not done conflabulating on the subject of your punishment though.

*shakes Trin's hand vigorously*

Hi, I'm Wilma, and you are...?






for

Er... I can't remember

This Trin chap - been a bit naughty, has he? Still, forgive and forget, that's what I always say I think. When I can remember it