A Conversation for Helms Deep
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Started conversation Jan 8, 2003
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Vogons Posted Jan 8, 2003
Brothers surely our ladder ploy will work, now let us feast on meat as the digging wargs and their masters create a tunnel for us into the Keep.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 8, 2003
E
Oh my!
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 9, 2003
It looks like you need more warriors... I have 3,000 Uruk-Hai under my command. Mostly Infantry, but some Archers and a few Sappers (guys with Explosives).
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 9, 2003
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Woohoo!!!
Some bad guys!
Everyone else is bloody elven archers! (Except Ralph/Aragorn)
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 10, 2003
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Archers? We've got Archers... but curse those Elven bows! 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 10, 2003
Yes brother.
Let us use rock slings, and caterpaults...
How are those borrowing warg doing I wonder?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 10, 2003
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I say we take it to them! I'll use my Sappers to blow down the gate of Helm's Deep! With the gate destroyed, they'll be no protection from us! Forward, my fighting Uruk-Hai!!
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Jan 10, 2003
Well your in luck HDS and I are going to join up the attackers because too many peeps were defenders. I am the Nazgul Witchking. Every once and a while ill change to a Balrog. HDS will be the Lord of the Balrogs. Good luck to the Defenders MUWAHAHA 
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Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs Posted Jan 10, 2003
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I am Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs, and I have come to help you breech the Deeping Dike if it has not already happened. I will slay Gil-Galad and his wretched resurected elves.
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Witchking, leader of the Ringwraiths Posted Jan 10, 2003
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They will be sorry for me switching sides. Don't worry ill make craxus have an honorible death.
*Screech*
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Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs Posted Jan 11, 2003
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Gil-Galad has been struck down! Soon I will kill his Noldor warriors! After that I will thrust my hands into the ground, pull up dirt and form a ramp up the wall. They can turn down our ladders but a ramp of dirt and stone. And then we will have 2 unstopable avenues of attack. the tunnel and the ramp!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 11, 2003
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Come legions! The tunnel is near complete! We just need some of the stronger beasts among us to crack their stone floors!
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Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs Posted Jan 11, 2003
The ramp is made! and the Orcs and Uruks are flooding onto the Deeping Wall like a tidal wave of bloodshed and nightmares! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 13, 2003
hahahahhahhahaha
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Dragantha the Golden Dragon .. , 1st Knight and Protector Posted Jan 14, 2003
Does annyboddy need some assistance from me
As in a Huge Golden Dragon that hasa very Thick Armour .. where no sword nor Arrow can penitrate it *grinz*
Advantage of being a Golden Dragon ....
And a huge one at that as well . .My Scales are made of very hard n Thick Armour plated Golden Scales .. covers my compleet Body
*size can change if needed am "walkin about as a 200ft Dragon at the moment*
*grinz*
regards
Dragantha
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 14, 2003
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Dragantha the Golden Dragon .. , 1st Knight and Protector Posted Jan 14, 2003
*grinz with a Evil Grin*
yickes indeed ....
unless opfcourse you need a lil help
didnt had lunch yet and i do think i can eat a few of those Goblin earth thingy's over there ....
about 3000 i would guess ...
hmmm they can miss a few ( lets say 1000 or so )
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- 1: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 8, 2003)
- 2: Vogons (Jan 8, 2003)
- 3: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 8, 2003)
- 4: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 9, 2003)
- 5: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 9, 2003)
- 6: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 10, 2003)
- 7: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 10, 2003)
- 8: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Jan 10, 2003)
- 9: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Jan 10, 2003)
- 10: Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs (Jan 10, 2003)
- 11: Witchking, leader of the Ringwraiths (Jan 10, 2003)
- 12: Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs (Jan 11, 2003)
- 13: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 11, 2003)
- 14: Gothmog: Lord of Balrogs (Jan 11, 2003)
- 15: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 13, 2003)
- 16: Dragantha the Golden Dragon .. , 1st Knight and Protector (Jan 14, 2003)
- 17: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 14, 2003)
- 18: Dragantha the Golden Dragon .. , 1st Knight and Protector (Jan 14, 2003)
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