h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mind if I join you Isard?

*The mech in a distance senses the missiles coming. The mech fires 4 missiles at the oncoming barrage towards it in the process it also fires many lasers and automated cannons. All the missiles fired from Isard's limo explode just a few 100 feet from the mech.*

Hero, It should say in my name, so that means if you do anything evil, i will kill you

*Is hit by the shrapnel of the firing*

[Hilbryk] DONT YOU GOV MORONS KNOW THAT THE ANARCHISTS ARE 5 MILES AWAY???

*The mech takes off by remote and takes off for home.*

*20 more missiles surge out of the sea and fly cruise style right at the engines of Isard's stolen mech. These missiles are remote controled by Isard. (they can dodge, and they WILL.)*

The mech already landed at the anarchists base, so unless they have extremely huge fuel compartments, which i doubt it, then they wont hit.

You could also have D take control of the missiles

*Isard's missiles plumet into some farm land and blow up some crops, a chicken shack, and a cow.*

Crap.

*Isard activates the 11 remaining SWPs (Space Weapons Platforms) and manages to get two of them to work. These he targets at the anarchist base (Which Isard found by tracking the Mech's progress across the sky) with 3 satalites, each to fire 5 times. As they begin their charging phase, they all, even the ones that aren't going to fire shut off all communications systems. To prevent reciept of false orders.*

*Isard then links into the Terranic Space Exploration Division (the Director of the TSED is a close friend of Isard's).*

Isard: Hey, could you guys send some more platforms up? I'm kinda runnignout of them, and the ones in the other sectors can't reach this one.

Director of TSED: Sure, we'll start tomorrow.

Isard: thanks

You won't know where the Anarchist's base is yourself, as you yourself couldn't track the mech with your own eyes, and got around to it a bit too late. Sorry. But you'll eventually get your chance.

Isard can I join you down in the hootoo?

*The SWPs suddenly go back to singing insesently.*

if you can get to the sub-oceanic airlock yes, but I believe we have won this battle

Is there a way that I can use your car? Is there a special thread for the sub like the cain?

Well, Gangorlas, Technically the this little skirmish in the "Flight" is over. I achieved the final objective (Ensuring Terranic Nukes don't get into enemy hands). So if you still want to come down, I'll prgram the car to bring you.

*Isard prgrams his car to take Gangorlas to him, the car does so.*

hmmm...I think I missed something here...

an entire battle in fact

indeed.

Oh blow.

"Oh blow"?

If you blow into your radio, the others won't be able to hear what you are saying