h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think we should stay and finish what we came for.

*Craxus in mid acrobatic movement presses something on his wrist.*

*20 Missiles come from the North. Hitting the squad of terranic soldiers, and one that came very close to Gorgalas. Knocking everyone off their feet.*

*grabs him roughly by the arm and looks into his eyes*

Mani naa lle umien? Mani uma lle merna, gurth? We should not linger. They press on us too hard. We can return later. Now, come. Please.

*Loads a grrenade into the M203 and a double clip onti the M-4 and fires first the grenade and the follows it with a vlled of rounds (about 60(at craxus and jade))*

*pulls his wrist up to his face and whispers something to it* *all of a sudden fifty copters andplanes come into view and assume attack positioning* I give them one command and we are all blown to smithereens. You give us what we want and you are arrested and noone shall get hurt ever again.

*Craxus punchs Gangorlas in the face. Craxus then picks up Euan (who is almost fully healed from the medicine) swings him over his shoulder and follows Jade.*

*Missiles, lasers, and fully auto machine guns, fire at the fleet of helicopters. The mech in the distance shoots down many helicopters, while Jade, Euan, and I escape.*

RMF, dude, you can like, /chill/. We've got the idea. Really.

*the grenade explodes a bit early, but still manages to spray them with a small bit of shrapnel. A great number of the bullets are (thankfully for the anarchists) blown off in the wrong direction, but a few of them hit the ground around them*

Please Craxus... We should go...

Please ignore that last comment. Curse me for taking too long on word choice.

*the anarchists are for all intents and purposes, now gone. SO STOP BLOODY FIRING! Hesus...*

Hey, what can I say, Hilbryk has a grude aganst you

*On the last round the gun Jams*

ok Ignore my last action then

I can't see why as I'm not the one who bloody killed you. Your grudge should be with Terran, not me.

*helicopters fire at the mech and takes it down* *aims gun at craxus and fires*

Well i did shoot him a little bit :P

ignore last comment

G! Dude, we're gone. We retreated. Stop wasting posts/ammo.

BTW the mech is pretty far away. 5 miles to be exact.

Simoulpost! Ha! Ignore mine too.

Terran shot me (As Zophyk) after I shot you when trying to break free of your hold, then Craxus Shot me after I had died, so as you three were the ones involved, no one exactly knew all the details only that terran shot the final blow, so Hilbryk assumes all three of you were involved directly

*The containers land on the ground, and split open, revealing five twent-foot tall suits of mobile armour. Each is holding a large, fully automatic cannon, and with mortars on the back of each shoulder.*

[Bravo 1] Spread out, and kill.

*Bravo 4 begins to dance the macarana.*

[Bravo 2] Um. Bravo 1, what are you doing?

[Bravo 4] Sorry, sir. Its not responding.

[Bravo 1] Right. Everyone, lure them near him, and on my command, we'll tip four on top of them.

[Bravo 3] Right! Lets go!

*They charge forward, and begin to open fire.*

*Isard gets up, his stomach hurts, so he eats a doughnut out of his faceplate replicator, it tastes really good and has a mile anesthetic in it. Isard dusts his clothes and armor off and walks to his car. He gets in, fires twelve missiles at Craxus's mech, each armor peircing and travelling faster than most anti-missile systems can target much less fire.*

*Isard drives the car into the water and it lands right next to the undersea sub pen. Isard opens the door, a magnetic shield preventing water from entering (can't have the leather getting dirty now can we?). Isard steps out into the sea and gets to the airlock, as the car door closes behind him. Isard pops into the airlock and stands their as it re-presurises. He then enters the T.A.F.S. HooToo.*

Love the decor.

RMF are you a hero or government? Well I am off to government HQ adios peoples. I hope to work with you folks again.