h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay hands who's brought the Red Dwarf DVD's
(puts hand up)

Rimmer: You goit, no, you goit, you're all goits i'm surrounded by goits

DVDs.. pah.. you youngsters don't even know you're born. .. oh, for the days of downloading red dwarf scripts off BBS systems and the early internet via compuserve on my 20MHz IBM ps/2..

..although on the other hand.. *reaches for his mastercard and amazon.com*

damn blasted typos, should of read hands up who got Red Dwarf DVDs

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have. - Margaret Mead

Someone has probably already posted this, but since it´s really good, GOOD!

cheers ismarah

I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear will pass through me and when it does there will be nothing left but me.

-Dune

Not terriably comical but I rather like it.

I read that bit in the book and thought 'what rubbish'. Fear and pain are your body's way of telling you to _get out_, and that you are being _damaged_! If you ignore them, or fight them as a matter of course, you're just asking for trouble.

"Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal."

Why listen? Humans have strived for hundreds of years to defeat a sense of pain. From Marajuna to morphine humans have a desire to not feel pain. Take boxing people beat the crap out of eachother and see who passes out first, but it's still entertaining. People are scared of moves, that dosen't seem to stop them from going.

-515

Hey! I used to do the script downloading thing. It was great... and I'm not even twenty yet. Well, not quite...

"Listen, son...any fool with a d!<k can make a baby. It takes a man to be a father,"-Furious Styles (Boyz N The Hood)

"It is quite a three-pipe problem" (1892) Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"You see, but you do not observe" (1892) Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

LL

Mother Teresa:

We can't do great things, we can only do small things with great love.

I think she may have also coined the term "cardboard city"

Bumper sticker:

Jesus is coming...
















Hurry! Everybody look BUSY!!!

Reminds me of my friend's favourite tshirt, with a big picture of Jesus on the front and big pink letters stating
"JESUS LOVES YOU"
and then down the bottom in smaller letters...






















But everyone else thinks you're a <un%.

"Everybody be cool. You, be cool."
George Clooney, 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

Bumper sticker
"Jesus saves...But Espo scores on the rebound!"
(early 1970's, but still funny)

An apple a day keeps the green grocer rich!

"It's gods responsibility to forgive Bin Laden, It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting" - US Marine Corps

Hmmm, on pain...

"Pain is weakness leaving the body"

Seen on some musclehead's T-shirt at a gym.

:o)

'if it has four wheels or a skirt you can't afford it.'

The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

-- Discworld wildlife (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)



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