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Hmmmm....

Confucious say, man who fart in church sit in pew.

"Remove the tears
and the trill they give
and melancholy (melancholy)
will become a burden
rather than a strength
devastates me
divides me."
-from the cd Solace by Lengsel...

peace.

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I like that one too

If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands!

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"Lyrics. Wasted time between solos."
-from a Gibson Guitar Corp. ad...

peace.

Confucious also say:

"Man who walk sideways through airport door is going to Bangkok"

"The thing about KISS was, when we put on that war paint and the costumes, it was like we were larger than life-we suddenly became superheroes." Ace Frehley disscusing his (ex)band, KISS...

peace.

(why didn't I see this earlier?)

Music is about emotion. --Mr. Husler (my 9th grade band director)

Man is basically rotten. --Mr. Brown (8th grade science teacher)

(I'll get onto famous quotes in a bit, don't worry)

Novelty is often mistaken for progress. --PSAT 2 prompt

One must not wish first to understand and then to feel. Art does not tolerate Reason. --Albert Camus

A real artist, I've noticed, will survive anything. --JD Salinger (Seymour: An Introduction)

I need more grace than I thought. --Rumi

I stand on my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way. --Keating, Dead Poets Society

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. --John Keats (Ode on a Grecian Urn)

I enjoyed Camus' books... nice quotes, too...

peace.

"...Not here as far as I'm concerned ses' I..."

Steve Norris

Time and tide, melts the snowman - Dr. Who

Alji

In fact...most of the things Doctor Who said are quotable.

"So... how'd you do that?!?"

peace.

"only people who are dead straight dress weird" - Mark E Smith

(I swear I am *not* following Zagreb around, really...)

"90% of everything is cr*p." - Theodore Sturgeon, now known widely as Sturgeon's Law.

"Get off your arrrrrse!" - John Lydon

"If a boat looks like a pile of s**t it usually is"
Cpt. Bob Burns, 52nd man to sail around the world singlehandedly.

One or two for my fellow pilots:

If God had meant us to fly, he'd have given us more money.

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no-one knows what they are.

When in doubt, hold onto your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the sky.

An acceptable landing is one from which you can walk away.
A good landing is one after which you can use the plane again.

You know you've landing with the wheels up when it takes full power to taxy to the apron.

hmm....

and one said to me above the North Sea in a 4 seater single engine aircraft...

'The plane will land - whatever happens, the plane will land'

No promises about being in once piece, on the ground rather than water or trees, or anything like that, you note.

Ben

No one's ever collided with the sky. Kind of reminds me of a saying we've always had at the dragstrip.....when in doubt, give it more gas, maybe you'll outrun you're own crash.