h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Two wide glass doors swing open as you walk in. You notice that everything is sparkly clean and all steralized. A computer AI comes to greet you.*

G34: Hello I am G34. I am the greeter for this corportation. What are you here for? Are you here for Personal Augmentations, or are you here for the Cloning Vault.

*The AI points to the seperate wings.*

G34: While you make your mind up i will be giving you a brief history about the two wings.

Personal Augmentations are for the people with the $$ these things don't come cheap. It is a long process we have to sedate you for 1 week for our medical droids to work on you. We have to add nanobots to your blood system to accept the technology. As the nanobots move around they attach themselves to the system you wish to upgrade. Although these are tremendously powerful systems that we upgrading you too it will take you a nanobattery to operate. If you don't use the nanobatteries everything that the nanobots are attached too won't work. Our current Augmentations are:
-Night Vision Eyes
-Increase Strength
-Light Walking/Running
-Infrared Vision
-Protective Skin
-Regenerative Skin
-Changing Hair Color
-Increased Air Supply
-Cloak
-Jack Port

That is a brief summary of our Personal Augmentations Center.

Now on too the Cloning Vault.

*G34 walks over to the 2nd wing.*

These have been operation since the early 2000's. What they can do is enourmous. We can build a entire army of 50,000 men/women in less than a week. These Clones...are genetically enhanced to be the perfect fighting machine. Currently we have two alliances with other corportations. One of them is with MJ12...We supply them with troops they supply us with a large sum of money. And our other alliance is with Hell and Heavy Weapons. We are a Co-Corporation with Hell and Heavy Weapons. They supply the troops with weapons.

So.....If you need any augmentations or an army in less than a week, then Alpha Corporation is your man! We are now accepting personell.

*Wookie Representive (hence-forth WR) *walks into the Alph Corporation's lobby. WR is wearing a very smart looking navy blue suit with a black attache case held in his left furry palm.*

WR: ~grunts~ (translation, coming from his belt) where can I talk to the man in charge?

G34:Take the elevator to the 45th floor hes in his office at the moment....

*G34 points to the elevator towards the end of the hall.*

If you wish, I can make this into a rather nice page, with a new id. E-mail me with the password you would like, and I can set it up!

*WR bows to the droid and grunts a thankyou. WR then saunters off in that direction. He takes the elevator as indicated. When he gets to the top he askes someone where to go to talk to the guy in charge again.*