h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Suddenly a UFO passes by unnoticed.
"Shouldn't we flash lights at that space station when we get near it, like we do at individuals walking in the woods on their own? "
"Christ, what planet are you on?"

"Every time we fly over the UK etc" lets wave to the and shout you ain't up here !

They should grow rhubarb in the space station. Rhubarb has oxalic acid, which counteracts those chemicals that are destroying the ozone layer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhubarb_Triangle#EU_recognition_of_Yorkshire_Forced_Rhubarb

Rhubarb in space - nah! ar's is the best in the world (or further out )

Mumbo, jumbo, rhubarb, rhubarb....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv4j04D2ItI

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

It beggars the imagination that an English performer singing a song that was written and performed in the U.K. would not have his work available in in that country.

suppose it's down to copyright and stuff like that ?

Yeah. That one has a company name on it.

I don't know if this one will work, but try it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtZMYqRTBlk

That played

I remember him in a series (I think ?) in the 60's
http://www.songhall.org/profile/Anthony_Newley

You are a wonder, Dmitri.

And you are someone I wonder about, prof.

Pretty wonderful.

Watch out with jiggling in the ISS. You might bring it off course.

I wouldn't get within 200 miles of that place. I don't want to aggravate my acrophobia.

Post 10 - it works here! he must be a ventriloquist ? I hear voices but his mouth don't move

He died in 1999. You can't say he's Newley deceased.

Oh that is ace Paul - my type of humour (mostly cynical)

Some would call it snark, or proto-snark. I like gallows humor. The humor part is okay, as long as you don't get hung up in the gallows part.

Hey! As anyone, anywhere, who knows memy humour covers every aspect of life or whateverbut! Never with disrespect, just P taking at it's best no holds barred

http://www.h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1926355?thread=4064614 One of my many "philosophies" - if you can't take the piss out of yourself! Then it don't you don't have the right to take out of anyone else