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Rhyming couplet competition

Post 21

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It rose from the grave?
Oh, let us be brave.


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Post 22

Paigetheoracle

No, yackety, yack
Don't take back!


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Post 23

Paigetheoracle

Spell check did it again
Oh the pain, the pain!


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Post 24

Paigetheoracle

The dead resurrected
Even though I objected!


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Post 25

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Zombies? No dice.
I prefer flavored ice.


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Post 26

Paigetheoracle

Pity about that
He said, eating a cat


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Post 27

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The cat's name was Candy.
Now, isn't that dandy?


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Post 28

Paigetheoracle

Is it truly
I thought her name was Julie?


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Post 29

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

her sweet potato made the news.
She was Julie Yamdrews.


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Post 30

Paigetheoracle

Funnily enough I went to Eton
Where I was severely beaten


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Post 31

Paigetheoracle

Knocked into shape
like an anthropoid ape


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Post 32

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Anthropoid: resembles a human.
That' at least, is what I'm assumin'.


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Post 33

Baron Grim

No one will likely admire us,
If we spread this coronavirus.


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Post 34

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

That sounds like a lot of jive.
Chances are, we will survive.


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Post 35

Paigetheoracle

I am sure you are right
(Optimists are not very bright)


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Post 36

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

An optimist's lot I have drawn,
So blue skies for me from now on.


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Post 37

Paigetheoracle

I didn't know on rhymed with drawn
But then my mind was on reading porn


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Post 38

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

On rhymezone, it rhymes all the time.
It's adequate, but not sublime.

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&loc=thesql&Word=drawn


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Post 39

Paigetheoracle

Is this the end of the thread?
I feel like my idea is finally dead...


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Post 40

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It's dead, but I've a hunch
We can broil and eat it for lunch.


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