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Paigetheoracle Started conversation Nov 12, 2019
The idea behind this thread is to change a common saying ever so slightly and create a definition to go with it. For example:-
Bitter late than never - he who comes second is not a happy bunny.
Short crushed pastry - snacks dropped at a football game.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 12, 2019
Fortune favors the bald.
[Did you ever notice all the hairless billionaires who seem to attract pretty blonde women?]
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 27, 2020
Tompouce fugit [flying pastry]
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 27, 2020
Every morning I eat breakfast and then solve my pussword crozzle.
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Baron Grim Posted May 27, 2020
For all in tents, and porpoises.
Heard right before an important weather announcement at the Marine mammal sleep away camp.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 27, 2020
Where do the marine mammals sleep away?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 2, 2020
When I was young, participating in church Christmas pageants, I loved the song "While shepherds washed their socks by night."
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Recumbentman Posted Jun 3, 2020
Yes, that was already enshrined in tradition in the fifties. Someone even extended it:
As shepherds washed their socks by night, all seated round the tub
A bar of Sunlight Soap came down and they began to scrub.
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- 1: Paigetheoracle (Nov 12, 2019)
- 2: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 12, 2019)
- 3: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (May 27, 2020)
- 4: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 27, 2020)
- 5: Baron Grim (May 27, 2020)
- 6: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 27, 2020)
- 7: Baron Grim (May 27, 2020)
- 8: Recumbentman (Jun 2, 2020)
- 9: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 2, 2020)
- 10: Recumbentman (Jun 3, 2020)
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