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Misheard words

Post 1

Paigetheoracle

The idea behind this thread is to change a common saying ever so slightly and create a definition to go with it. For example:-
Bitter late than never - he who comes second is not a happy bunny.
Short crushed pastry - snacks dropped at a football game.


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Post 2

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Fortune favors the bald.

[Did you ever notice all the hairless billionaires who seem to attract pretty blonde women?]


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Post 3

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Tompouce fugit [flying pastry]


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Post 4

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Every morning I eat breakfast and then solve my pussword crozzle.


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Post 5

Baron Grim

For all in tents, and porpoises.


Heard right before an important weather announcement at the Marine mammal sleep away camp.


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Post 6

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Where do the marine mammals sleep away?


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Post 7

Baron Grim

On the sea bed, of course.


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Post 8

Recumbentman

And who maintains their pianos?


The tuner fishsmiley - run


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Post 9

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

When I was young, participating in church Christmas pageants, I loved the song "While shepherds washed their socks by night."


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Post 10

Recumbentman

Yes, that was already enshrined in tradition in the fifties. Someone even extended it:

As shepherds washed their socks by night, all seated round the tub
A bar of Sunlight Soap came down and they began to scrub.


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