h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You escalate. Rubber gloves it is.

Can you hit a target at fifty paces with a rubber glove filled with custard?

I can.

I could, if the target is big enough and downhill from me.

Can I throw a glove of custard fifty paces on the flat? That is another question.

I've been known to call the lute a lyre .

You just need to use those elastic slings they shoot water balloons with.

If you fill the gloves with goulash, you can sling hash.

Surely you mean corned beef, if you want to make a real hash of it?

I expect to have some beets this Fall, so I would go with red flannel hash.

Actually prefer roast beef hash.

Wayyyy too much salt in corned beef.

Hearty and chunky roast beef borscht?

But the recipes advise discarding the actual beef before adding the beets. What fun is that?

Not my recipe.

...discarding the beef?

Sounds like a job for the boullion cube...

Bouillon cubes or cans of beef bouillon.

Here's a recipe for just beef and beets
http://simplyreem.com/beef-and-beet-stew/

Hash.

With cabbage added as last veggie.

Cornered beef can be tricky... You could get trampled.