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Idea for a word game?

Post 1

Paigetheoracle

I'm Sorry I don't Have a Clue, on Radio 4, has a new definitions round where you have to find an alternative to old meanings. For instance Defence - something you climb over if there is no gate. Champagne - excuse you to take to the doctor's, to get off work.


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Post 2

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Ambience is something that takes you to the emergency room when you get sick.


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Post 3

Reality Manipulator

Athletes foot which happens to athletes when they injure their foot during the Athletics games.


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Post 4

ITIWBS

What the man with the allergy had to say, confronted with his allergens: "Eschew! Eschew!"


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Post 5

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"Excuse me, sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?

"Practice."


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Post 6

Paigetheoracle

Selfish - be a fishmonger


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Post 7

Paigetheoracle

Sleeping policemen - pigs in blankets


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Post 8

Reality Manipulator

Wind up merchants - merchants who sell wind up time pieces and toys.


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Post 9

Baron Grim

At work, there's a sign that says, "WARNING: TRIPPING HAZARD".


Well, that's redundant. Everything's a hazard when you're trippin'. smiley - weirdsmiley - magic


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