h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sofa, so good.

I have got the inter web back ...... WOOOP WOOOP WOOOP

and I might do a dance

Maybe you could go to cactuscafe's daydream journal and dance around the Maypole with her.

Or not.

here'
s a video sop you can see if it would appreal to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

Ahh Morris men eh!

The only time I'll ever dance like that is when I'm in control of the inflated pigs bladder

This is probably not for me. Sometimes I find it hard enough to control my own bladder

Same here.

To be safe, I shall try not to stand at the bottom of an escalator if you are at the top, Pierce. Not casting aspersions on you in any way, just being ridiculously careful, even though the chances of he above scenario coming to pass are vanishingly small.

Do they escalators in Dennmark.

controlling my own bladder pisses me off..

apologies if this one gets "yiked"

I don't think it should be yikesed, but it would be appropriate in the pun thread.

Lots of escalators here. A blonde was trapped on one during a blackout when she was only halfway up

If it was totally dark, how could you tell she was blonde?

Paul done

I watched her before the lights went, of course

So, a blonde can catch your eye? I'm glad that you have a sense of beauty, Pierce. what I mean to say is that, apart form the blonde hair, she must have been nice to look at. You are sensible enough not to look at just the hair, right?

Of course. And to be quite honest I'm colorblind when it comes to beauty

I'm not going to try to psychoanalyze that.

Thank you

Psychoanalysis should be done by skilled professionals. No one by the name of Trump or National Enquirer should be involved

Unless Trump was the one being analysed, of course.

It's a dirty job, but somebody ought to do it