h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That depends how you look at it. Maybe is levitating and rising, or maybe staying still while the earth moves lower, or maybe neither. Ask a Brownian.

Perspective would imply that it's risen way above the Earth, but then, where is the observer standing?

Now there's a really complicated motion for you


What was this thread actually designed to talk about, and are we supposed to be on it?

*hypnotic voice*
You love the 2013 calendar.

You want the 2013 calendar.

You will buy several copies of the 2013 calendar.

You will *forget* that you bought several copies of the 2013 calendar, and buy several more.

*end hypnotic voice*

Ignore the Milla behind the curtain, just let her voice wash over your subconscious.

I love the 2013 calendar.

I want the 2013 calendar.

I will buy several copies of the 2013 calendar.

I can't remember whether I already bought the 2013 calendar. I should buy several more.

I love the 2013 calendar.

I want the 2013 calendar.

I will buy several copies of the 2013 calendar.

I can't remember whether I already bought the 2013 calendar. I should buy several more.

The problem is that I wrote on my 2012 h2g2 calender not to buy several copies of the 2013 calender

Well, how many copies are you going to buy then, nbb?

Depends how many 2013s there are

Every one of us will experience a different 2013. You'll be buying 7 billion?

Just looked at Post 82 again. The perspective of




Is uncannily like that Dali painting of the crucifixion!

7 billion! Tavaron is going to be so happy!

I wonder if they will be sold out before I get my order in

They won't sell out because they're made on demand. However, the bargain price has ended.

Erm, how do I claim my refund if the world ends on the 21st December?

They'll deduct it from your bill at Milliway's.

See, Tavaron is already caught in an Earthquake

I'm further to the East, we get it earlier.