h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*is making his way along the shore in a rather fast speeder hoping for a rendevue someways upshore*

*the helicopter flyes over the battleship awating clerance to land*

Plan B, Doc.
*Flies the plane straight over the harbormaster building. NC jumps out and lands on the roof with a sharp crunch. Staggers to his feet, looks at the tin can he smashed.*
Try to stay in one piece till I'm ready.
*jogs to the edge of the roof, jumps off, and rappels into a window. Looks around, amazed it was the right window, and sets up a phreak on the computer. Makes a site to site xfer, checks he got all the info in the computer, then heads down some stairs. Grabs an ashtray and knocks out the guard in the lobby. Runs out, past some warehouses. Comes to a crane, which he climbs. When he gets to the top, The seaplane flies by. NC snares a pontoon, and they fly, somewhat erratically, toward HQ.*

*the helecopter lands on the battle ship*

*gets in a rather dangerous on the front windshiled of the speeder, poised to spring, and jumps onto the roof of a building as the speeder crashes into the wall in the back of the garage*

*starts jumping rooftops towards HQ*

Need a lift?
*drops a ladder out the plane, and swoops around low over the warehouses.*

<*rather dangerous POSITION>



Wouldn't mind... ya got me in sight?


OK, I see ya, get me on that next rooftop

*drops flaps, slows down, lines up, crosses fingers.*

*usung the curved roof as a ramp, a detached board as a vehicle, and a long metal rod as a pole, wonko polevaults and flies off the ramp at the same time, flies about 25 feet in the air, and lands right on NC's ladder*


Smooth...

*climbs up*

I always wondered if that island hopping training with the Malawki tribe of Borneo would come in handy. Well done.
Let's get to HQ and decode the info we collected.

*suddenly 1000 missile locks can be detected on both battle ships*
*a message comes through saying "surrender or else"*

~Skenvoy

P.S. Please go for the surrender, I have something I really wanna do

why should we surrender... *remembers the misiles* ah well we seem to have an understanding

Is it some sort of link to the next mission?

no, its for comedy
*watches commandos take over ships, neutralising them (i.e you can't re-take them over)*
Well I'm glad that you surrendered - I might have 1000's of missile locks on you but I don't actually have the missiles to fire!!!

~Skenvoy

*Ship self destructs are remotely activated*

*the ship explodes and starts to sink*

*shrug*
O well

~Skenvoy

*if i can't have it you can't have it*

*runs back into the helicopter and it manages to take off just before another explosion rips through the ship*

got that right. The entire harbor is now useless...