h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I,ll see you tommorow i'll catch up on you but i want a mission update when I log on in the morning.

*he slips silently into the night*

*Angelous turns to shady guy.*

I'll secure the base too.

*Suddenly overcome by bloodlust, draws his claymore and rushes inside.*

*With a surprising lack of effort he trows his claymore straight into the nearest security camera. Then reaches out his hand, a rune at the base of the sword glows and then the sword swiftly flies back into his grasp.*

*With a fluid movement chops the hand off of a guard who was about to hit an alarm button, and then trusts the claymore threw his heart.*

*Skullock kicks the man off his sword and looks up at the other spys who are just standing there staring at him. A wickked grin flashes across his face just before he charges off down the hall.*

Ok, scrap waiting for others move, join whichever team you wish
*runs down the corridor after *

~Skenvoy

woohoo can i join in
draws double bladed swords now improved by Jordan (cheers man)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh (tht was a war cry btw)

*Shady Guy casually strolls in eating his lunch,seeing the bodies he pukes*
Holy s**t you guys've been busy!
*Whips out a Desert Eagle Armour Peicing Pistol and sprints after Angelous*

lalala dances in and out of mass of enemys slaying thm with ease

*does a matrix style dive behind a column mowing down the millions
as he goes*
*stares at the bodies then dusts off his leather coat and walks casually on down the coridor whistling as he goes*

Sorry old chaps!

whistle while u work

our enemies are all jerks

[Looks around at the devastation.]

I thought we were going to use stealth?

[Spots a stray guard and executes a perfect aerial kick into his chest, propelling him ten metres horizontally at great speed - while Jordan lands in exactly the same spot he previously occupied, but with a tiny bloodstain on his labcoat.]

I suppose I best knock out their security systems so we can secure the base. The control room is 500 metres away in... /this/ direction. Anyone with me?

- Jordan

*runs in* *pulls out rail driver looks throuh scope looks @ wall and picks off afew guys and walks along

im with u jordan

"lets go!"

ok i supose i will go in alown unless thair are any volenteers.......
anyone

come with me and jordan anthea

oh thanks.......
i really apreciate that

Erm, any thoughts on how to knock out this extremely large door? I'm guessing that it's physically impossible for us to work out the code in less than... oh, two minutes, so that sword might come in handy!

- Jordan

sticks sword staight thro door with ease moves round in wide circle

kicks thro hole

after u

wherer will i go? oh i no ill go wiff shady guy...*walks round cornor*oh s*** 1 tip theres about 100 enemy gurds comin @ me!!!!!!!!!!*drops smoke bome every 1

Why, thank-you, Tuba! How very kind...

[Skips lightly through the hole, carelessly tossing a rather large cannon-shaped device at Dan.]

Point the open end at the guards, press the large green button and run. Whatever you do, don't press the red button. Ever.

[Starts walking down corridor, not waiting for Dan to press the red button.]

- Jordan