h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, carpark, multistory, we're on the basement floor. Everyone report in when you are in position.

~Skenvoy

*puts on a cool little communication thingy and whispers into it* Golden Lemur reporting in sir. We're not going to have on this one, he's on holi in Turkey. Otherwise I'm not sure who'll pop up. By the by aren't these cars a bit conspicuous?
*suddenly realizes she is standing right next to Skenvoy and feels quite stupid*

I don't think the cars are that obvious.... as long as we remove the stickers saying MI42 on them...

~Skenvoy

Well that one over there is psychadelic orange with a tye-die print all over it and spy gear attached everywhere else...perhaps they'll just overlook that as eccentricities?
*starts removing stickers*

Well lets hope they overlook it... after all they won't suspect anything

~Skenvoy

*Waves* * whispers over head set* Scarlet reporting in, Oi over here yes the Hippy Chick in the VW Van been here for about an hour nothing suspicous, just two teenagers snogging in a Mini, boy you'll never believe where she managed to put her feet..........right on the back shelf, can conferm is on his hols but, keeping his ear to the ground on the beach, just hope he doesn't get sand in his ear, oh I crack myself up.

Scarlet

ok then, the meeting is going ahead in 2 mins... someone go outside and watch for a black royals royce to come in, thats Dr. Avils car

~Skenvoy

Ok Me

*Grabs 'Save the Planet' placard and goes to stand outside entrance*

STOP GLOBAL WARMING, GET YOUR BIKE OUT, BAN THE CAR, STOP THE WAR

*whispers* just getting into character Guv, feel a bit of a pratt by myself but hey who cares, could get into this tree hugging lark

All we are saying is give peace a chance

Scarlet

*joins Scarlet*



*chants* We shall not... we shall not be moved....

*pushes granny glasses up nose and adjusts flowers in hair*

*decides she has no idea what to do, so starts protesting the singers* Don't SING! The World is OK! God will save our souls..
*turns into ranting priest* God will love you on the judgement day if you BELIEVE!!! Love God..sell your soul to GOD! shun the DEVIL! The devil is the incarnation of all evil and as it says in the holy book...

*keeps singing*

Why should the devil have the best songs?

Absolutly, look at Mick Jagger

*starts to sing Sympathy For The Devil*

Pleased to meet you, hope you've guessed my name

oh hang on Guv I think he's coming, there's a Black Rolls coming up to the gate

*points micro camara hidden in placard at the car*

can you see him?

Scarlet

PS can someone get a pulpit for Quille

ok im here
*gets into back seat*
you sure this is safe skenvoy?

*whispers I that song*...
GOD IS THE ANSWER YOU BLASPHEMOUS SINNERS...
*whispers we ready then?*

*whispers over cool mike thingys*
hello.
im thinking mission should be starting soon...
and please dont pick on the cars.

*waits for skenvoy to appear*

ok thats them...
lets go people...

~Skenvoy

*whispers* In position Guv what do you want us to do?

Scarlet and the Groovy Gang

whos getting the photos of the meeting? Is that us or you?

~Skenvoy

wasn't Skullock and his bugs supposed to be here

*sigh* I suppose that's spy talk for you're doing it, Quille you got the camera?, if I go over and try and hand him leaflets you can take the pics or I'll take the pics and you try and save his soul, what do you say?

Scarlet

Sure! I'll be off to save a soul then Or I could take the pics as I save his soul? God needing to know him and what..