h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, well I think the most of it's over, they've stopped talking about money and the usual evil bad guy things and started talking about the weather. You guys/gals should get your cars ready to roll they could pull out at any minute.

Anthea just hop in a car with someone and follow their lead. Least that's what I do
*tears off preacher outfit, now wearing some cargo pants in kacki color and a light sweater to blend in better and follows Reefgirl into whatever car she's going into* Mind?

*changes into Mrs Peel-esque catsuit and dives into first MI42 car she can find closely followed by Quille and Anthea*

Ohh bit if a squash, mind you it is a Mini, get that engine ing

*Vroom* *vroom*

Reefgirl

*gets ready to drive like a maniac uh... spy*

~Skenvoy

Alright they're off. I'll leave the car chase to you guys. (leaving tomorrow for an early weekend, and i don't want to hold up the mission)

*gasp* *gasp*

Oh not again, not another manic driver, I've only just got over my last trip with , Ok

*deep breath*

Ok I can see them turn left onto the M4 and head for Bristol

Reefgirl

bristol..... erm i am currently someware in scotland....

sorry about that
Anthea

I thought you were in the car with me, or is that someone in disguise

Reefgirl

*whispering into little headphone thingies*Bye Skullock have a good weekend!
*does one of those special calming aromatherapy thingies with the missus of disguise-mustn't get over excited*
IS it? The ing horror!!!! OH wait, no it's just one of your old costumes..

*follows in car...*
they're getting away... ok.. time to get through the traffic;
*accelerates madly*
*two enemy cars come up behind him from which people start shooting machine guns*
I need some help over here!

~Skenvoy

Yes it's me, mmmm nice Quille you should take it professionaly, speak to Skenovy see if you can get a post as MI42 stress buster,

*taps driver on shoulder*

speed up

*turns around, leans out of window and starts to shoot at the car behind*

Reefgirl

*presses a button on the dashboard*
anyone behind me move into teh hard shoulder... this is gonna be fun...
*caltrops drop out of teh back of the car into the main 3 motorway lanes*

~Skenvoy

*taps driver on shoulder and points to hard shoulder*

*shouts into headset*

OK NOW WHAT!!!! MOP UP BODIES, CREATE ROLLING ROAD BLOCKS, MAKE THE TEA

Reefgirl

*rips headset out of ear till shouting dies down*
what did you say??

~Skenvoy

*Whispers* Sorry didn't think you could hear me over all the gunfire

So now what? a handbreak turn and try to stop them that way?

Reefgirl

*falls asleep in car*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*speaks into headset* Wakey wakey, she! Gonna be some gunfire you might want to be alert for...
*takes out a rather nice homemade gun and aims it at the nearest car, hoping it isn't Skenvoy and shoots*
*time stops* Nifty little gadget that is

What do you mean by time stops?

~Skenvoy

For the enemy time has halted (as the enemy is the one I shot) It has come to a sudden abysmal end. They cannot move or act and neither can anything that was in contact with them at the time of the firing of the shot. Hence, their car is stopped, and until another shot of the same kind from the same gun is fired at them they will remain thusly. And when the other shot is fired at them, they will continue their movements as though nothing has changed (unless they were acted upon by an outside force other than the gun). That explain it?

BANG
*a shot rings out*
*one of the cars skids off the road as one of its tires explodes in as mess of rubber.

Hey guys/gals, I'm back.

*waves from atop a near by building*

Just testing out my skills as sharpshooter.