h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*changes into a perfectly white outfit of flowy material to be a 'good' spy*
now entertained with the wonderous innuendos and heart-thumping action of the lost knickers

innuendos where *looks around innocently*


andy agent

It was totally innocent honest, it's amazing what you can lose in a G Force, lunch being the most obvious

*changes into red leather catsuit for Bad Spy girl*

D'you think this is a little too obvious the thing
ah who cares ready for a little fun then

Reefgirl

Oh no of course not! Aww yes let's have some fun then shall we What's the first suspect?

lucky us it's Dr Avil's chief henchman

*smiles sweetly*

So Mr Henchman tell us what you know, we know you work for Dr Avil and it's no good you telling us we're mistaken we saw you with him

*leans across table displaying a good amount of cleavage*

Don't get me angry

*whispers to Quille*

I'm going to enjoy this, he's a dead ringer for Krycek from X Files and we all know what happened to him

Reefgirl

*not too much cleavage*

we dont want to over stimulate the henchman now!!

andy agent

Actually I don't know what happened to him, but oh well ,laugh>
*takes up roll*
Don't be too mean to the poor man. We can help you if you help us, Mr. Henchman. Just please tell us what we want and need to know.
*was that any bloody good?*

That was ok Quille but you need to be a little more ruthless, like this

Ok Mr Henchman,how would it if your boss saw you in a compromising position with a couple of voluptous good guys, no I don't mean that, I mean in the proccess of handing over information, so make it easy for yourself, tell us who was handing over the money.

Reefgirl

BTW Krycek was the chief bad guy's one armed henchman, who played both sides of the fence, ended up with a bullett between the eyes

Thought I was sposed to be good cop though?

*takes a few somewhat compromising pictures of Reefgirl and the Henchman handling a package and addresses an envelope to Dr Avil*

Right then, wouldn't want to end up like him would you Mr. Henchman? Would be a pity...

you are the good cop that's why we havn't sent it yet

No Mr Krycek-lookalike-henchman you wouldn't like Dr Avil to see this would you, he'd be expecting a more compromising compromising position, so why don't you tell me all about it, before I get the rubber gloves,mwhahahaha

Reefgirl

*gets out the stamps and hands Reefgirl, the Mistress of Disguise, a large pair of rubber 'gloves'* Well that's what the box said they were!
This is your last chance Mr. Henchman before we a) send this package and b) let Reefgirl loose on you!

Ahem b) Let Scarlet loose on you!

And I thought you were the Good Cop

Ah I love the feel of rubber next to my skin

*snaps glove*

and I always did fancy Krycek from X Files, especily after they cut off his arm MWHAHAHA, get the hint now, so what's it going to be, oh can you get me the KY Jelly please

Reefgirl

*laughs maniacally next to Mr. Henchman*

*ky jelly for you scarlet*

*do you want me to rub it in *

andy

*bang* *bang*

ohhh that hurt

*snap of rubber glove*

Ok Mr Henchman you asked for it, hold him down Quille

*muffled thuds and squeals*

no wonder he has tears in his eyes, if you were playing Rugby you be sent off for a move like that

*more muffled thuds and sounds of breaking furniture*

Ohh God I never expected that to happen, phew, I'll have to remember that move for the future, hey Mr Henchman you're not supposed to be smiling

*sounds of giggling and slaps*

had enough now, ah I thought so ok so just tell me who was handing the money over to Dr Avil and why

looks like we've got a result

Reefgirl

He's a giggling Nymphomaniac!!!

oh yeah these hanchmen are a very bunch

reefgirl

like me and you meg

andy