h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Hello Veers, as I understand it all the cheese comes with spam, but the cheese seems to be off. I expect you could have spam instead though.

Ah, I think we have some spam...
*In the background, a group of vikings starts singing*
spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam.....

Filthy vikings!

My hovercraft is full of eels.

*starts hitting a conveniently placed tea urn*
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!!

That's right! Leave your sheep! Leave them to the wolves! Call yourselves shepherds?! You're a disgrace to the profession!

*re enters with some tea*

*sees some spam*

SPAM!!!!!

*drops the tea all over Master B*

I'd like to order spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon, spam, and lobster thermador with a hollandaise sauce garnished with spam please.

But I don't like Spam...

Why don't you have spam, egg, sausage and spam? There's not *much* spam in it...

We've got spam spam Edam and spam...

It's got less spam than spam spam spam spam eggs bacon and spam...

Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam
Lovely spaaaaaaaaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaam....

SHUT UP!!!!!

*bloody Vikings*

I'll have the Spam Spam Edam and Spam but hold the Spam...

You can't have Spam spam edam and spam without the spam!¿

Dunno - Looks a bit Bath & Wellsish.

Erm... Bath & Wellish, Sir?

The dead bishop on the landing

A dead Bishop? What's he doing there, then?

This *is* a Cheese Shop isn't it?