A Conversation for The (Pythonesque) Cheese Shop

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Post 341

Just Justin... (ACE)

Illchester, Sir? I'm afraid we're right out of stock at the moment...


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Post 342

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Pops his head up from underneath a pile of comfy cushions*

smiley - peacedove


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Post 343

Just Justin... (ACE)

The comfy chair?

*everyone starts muttering this phrase*


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Post 344

Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes}

Excuse me, sorry for cutting in line, but it's an emergency. Do you have any spam, spam, gruyere, spam, cheddar, spam, spam and spam without the gruyere and cheddar?

smiley - eurekaDeus Ex Machinasmiley - eureka


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Post 345

Just Justin... (ACE)

Sorry... We haven't got spam, spam, gruyere, spam, cheddar, spam, spam and spam...

But I think we've got spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam smiley - smiley


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Post 346

DrSoloMan (kerplunk kerplunk whoops where's my thribble?)

Sorry to butt in to the conversation, but it appears i am completely out of Abbington-Smythe old country mature chedder. I couldn't help noticing the apparently full box of the aforementioned cheese behind the counter, I was wondering if you have some for sale?


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Post 347

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*wakes up and looks hopefully at the assistant*


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Post 348

DrSoloMan (kerplunk kerplunk whoops where's my thribble?)

If not, do you think you might be able to pre-order me some for next time you have some in? Perhaps a nice piece of Emmenthal as well...


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Post 349

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Oooh viddy that litso...

smiley - peacedove


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Post 350

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Oops! Wrong threadsmiley - blush Maybe Bicycle Repairman could sort this one out?

smiley - peacedove


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Post 351

Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes}

Excuse me... do you have any limburg-

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THAT STUPID BAZOOKIE PLAYER UP?

Thank you. As I was saying, do you have any limburger on hand right now?

smiley - eurekaDeus Ex Machinasmiley - eureka


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Post 352

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Limburger... The place where I want to be...smiley - musicalnote

smiley - peacedove


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Post 353

Just Justin... (ACE)

*temporarily mans the counter*
Ah Yes! Limburger! I've got a whole box full right he-...
Oh. It's empty...
*goes back to studying*


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