A Conversation for The (Pythonesque) Cheese Shop

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Post 261

cuidado llamas!!

no, terribly sorry, Edam's got a long way to travel. can i offer you any brie? fresh from la france just today...

*points encouragingly at cheese on counter*


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Post 262

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Proper temperature?

smiley - smiley


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Post 263

cuidado llamas!!

mais oui, can't you see it oozing out the sides?

*picks up slab of cheese and squidges it to demonstrate*

LLama smiley - smiley


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Post 264

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Ohhh, very squdgey! I'll take 250 grams or the Imperial equivalent.

smiley - smiley

Got any baguettes?


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Post 265

cuidado llamas!!

no no no - we're a *cheese* shop, not a damned boulangerie!

*pointing out the door"

there's one 200 yards down the road there, on your left.

*cuts oozy squdgey (??) hunk of brie and slaps it on paper"

250 grs monsieur, and we do not use Imperial equivalents, we stick to the original.

LL


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Post 266

clzoomer- a bit woobly

C'est incroyable! How much you rude Frenchman, you!?


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Post 267

Saturnine

*mumbles into her muffler*

Merde.


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Post 268

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*runs to fetchez la vache* smiley - run


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Post 269

Saturnine

*mumbles into her muffler*

Je ne sais PAS!


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Post 270

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*

*splat*


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Post 271

Saturnine

*sings*

smiley - musicalnote Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm, EARTHWORM JIIIIIIM! smiley - musicalnote


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Post 272

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - huh Qu'est-ce que c'est?


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Post 273

Saturnine

C'est le poisson rouge.

smiley - musicalnote I am the phantom of the opera! smiley - musicalnote


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Post 274

Just Justin... (ACE)

Ah... (Re: posting 258) Sorry i don't think we have any of those cheeses at the moment... Terribly sorry...


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Post 275

Saturnine

Have you any Moon Cheese?


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Post 276

Just Justin... (ACE)

We've got some, but i think it went a bit off when it was being delivered, you see?


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Post 277

cuidado llamas!!

bah alors, the moon is faraway, the vache is splatted just outside the castle, so i suggest you try some cheddar, or other eeenglish fromage...

now go away, or i shall taunt you a second time!


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Post 278

Wampus

I say, you don't sound English. What are you, then?


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Post 279

cuidado llamas!!

i am Freeench - why do you ssink i have zis outraaaageous accent?!

(english really, just associate cheese with France for some odd reason...) smiley - smiley

LL


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Post 280

Saturnine

Omelette du fromage.


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