A Conversation for The (Pythonesque) Cheese Shop

The Cheese Shop Game...

Post 161

Just Justin... (ACE)

Fine... I'll give you the smiley - spork if you cut down the mightiest tree in the town with... A herring! smiley - fish


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Post 162

Just Justin... (ACE)

Just don't say the word...


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Post 163

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

What word is *it* I'm not supposed to say?


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Post 164

Just Justin... (ACE)

We can't say it!
Just don't say the word!!!
*Covers ears again* smiley - headhurts


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Post 165

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Thacks a cat on the counter*
Give me the smiley - spork!


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Post 166

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - cross I wish to register a complaint!


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Post 167

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Yes Miss, what I do for you?


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Post 168

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - cross What do you mean, "Miss"?


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Post 169

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I'm smiley - sorry I have a cold...


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Post 170

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Never mind that, my lad, I wish to complain about this conversation.

*suddenly dons Colonel's uniform, complete with moustache*

It started off as a perfectly servicable virtual cheese shop, but now it's just become silly. Nobody likes a laugh more than I do... except my wife... and some of her friends... and Mrs Johnson next door... in fact, most people like a laugh more than I do, but that's not the point. I won't have things getting silly! smiley - steam


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Post 171

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.


The Cheese Shop Game...

Post 172

Saturnine

*taps upon the window*

*mouths something inaudible*


The Cheese Shop Game...

Post 173

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
I can't hear what that strange, interesting girl is saying...


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Post 174

Saturnine

*opens the shop door*

I said, "are girls allowed to play too?"

I have my pet albino bunny in my bag...

smiley - smiley


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Post 175

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Dives behind the cheese-counter...*

Does it have *big pointy teeth*?


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Post 176

Saturnine

I don't know. I haven't noticed.


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Post 177

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

How much do you want for that Albino Bunny?


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Post 178

Saturnine

You'll have to ask him that!

*puts the handbag on the floor*


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Post 179

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Looks at the smiley - handbag furtively*
Oh?


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Post 180

Saturnine

*stares at the empty Edam boxes for a second, looks at Stealth, then at the door*

*kicks the handbag onto its side*

*runs like the clappers*


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