A Conversation for The Official h2g2 Winter Party, London 2003

The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 81

Mina

Someone's having a sense of humour failure. smiley - yikes


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 82

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

It's not me miss! smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 83

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Just so long as the non-smokers play fair too Abi...

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 84

Martin Harper

Only one? I count at least two... smiley - winkeye

If the stool has a hollow leg, could that be used as a really big pipe? smiley - bigeyes

-Lucinda


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 85

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Err, possibly. Can we request a hollow stool leg, just to satisfy Lucinda's curiousity, Mina?

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 86

GreyDesk

"hollow stool leg"? That sounds suspiciously like a bong making equipment to me smiley - winkeye


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 87

Whisky

Erm... If my recollection of the last winter meet is anything to go by, there were quite enough hollow legs around on Saturday night...

Whisky
(who had a hangover for two days after the event smiley - hangover)


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 88

Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking

>The more you lot moan, the smaller the smoking section will get!<

Come on, let's start moaning the whole smokers section away!


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 89

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Sod off, or application of my lighter to your jacket will make you a smoker....

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 90

Martin Harper

> ""

Normally you'd have to phone an 0898 number for that quality of moaning...
(allegedly smiley - winkeye)
-Lucinda


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 91

Post Team

Well, I've now signed up to attend, so the smoking area will need to be increased by about 50% smiley - winkeye

shazz smiley - thepost


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 92

sdotyam

Non-smoker here.
What about bringing some plastic bags so the smokers could put them over their heads and smoke inside the bags? smiley - winkeye


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 93

GreyDesk

Oh, ha-ha-ha smiley - erm


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 94

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Safety first!!! SAFETY FIRST!!!.... That's not very safe... and the smell of melting plastic.... ewwww... smiley - sadface Very unpleasant for all!!!!


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 95

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Yay Shazz! Boost the numbers- we'll outnumber the health freaks yet smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 96

GreyDesk

I'm thinking of bringing along a few cigars just to add a little ambiance to the room smiley - winkeye


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 97

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Hmmm *wonders what she's done with her pipe*...

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 98

Mina

Just try not to kill those who don't smoke, won't you? smiley - grovel

*cough cough wheeze*

smiley - devil


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 99

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Don't worry Mina, I'm sure Bruce will lend you an inhaler...

smiley - ale


The vexed issue of Smoking

Post 100

loosehead

*packs fags, cigars, pipe and some aromatic tobacco but plans to cause minimal offence to non fans of smoking*


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