h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

D'you want to make an issue of it?

Yes!!!

Fine.


*2 goons in black ski masks run in, grab Articuno, stuff her in a bag and run out again*

*The Mitchell brothers barge in and wreck the place throwing coffee and Italian dish water all over the shop, they then chase the two goons down the street*

*the 2 goons pull out machine guns and shoot the Mitchell Brothers, then throw the sack in the river*

*One of the goons' bullets cuts through the joint. Hussassan gets very very very very mad and calls in his personal bodyguard.*

Destroy them. *They whip out plasma rifles.*

*the goons vanish into the night*

so...
I was wondering, if you would like me to make a navy type thing then I will, but erm... please tell me if you would because i dont want to make onme for no reason when i should be doing corse work

don't look at me to make anything

I think I am going to have to resign as Head of the army for Terrania, cos I am now joint commander of the Terranic Army. This may cause a conflict of interest when we go to war, assuming of course, we will go to war.

But I expect that is a foregone conclusion


*sets off the most vile stink bombs in the world as he leaves the Throne Room*

*sigh*

I was expecting this to happen sooner or later, but was hoping that departing leaders would leave in some tragic blaze of glory. I even considered a plot of Terrania to stick you in...

Well, I'm sure I'll have another opportunity to kill you, but it just wont be the same

*Sigh*

*Puts notice in Terrania's Job Center*

Wanted, Head of Terrania's Army, Apply Commander Reefgirl Terranic Free State Armed Forces

that's a bit of a big job...!

do we have marines? Someone wants to join the space forces as a space marine and I wanted to know if that would be my command or someone else's

I thought Terrania's army and the Terrannic army were now sort of the same thing?

which reminds me I need a job in Terrania...

are the space marines under my command or someone elses?

I don't know under who's command they are but they're probably on my payroll...

My Lady Admiral andMy Lord Verc accept my deep curtsies I was not aware of such a wonderfully golden land of the lost land of terrania i am lost myself but i am blinded by the dazzling beauty of your land shining armour septre so sharp skins so creamy minds so pure!

Right...
I really want something to do..
someone tell me something I can do and it shall be done,
its that or i will have to revise... and thats a fate worse than bordum...