h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The problem is I don't think I ever knew what was happening And if something did happen, it was usually by accident...

I don't know whats happening here either... but then I'm not the one that is incharge

*Enters the throne room light flashing off a TA badge welded onto the wheel chair* Is anyone here?

*See's no one is round and trundles over to the throne and starts rifling through the paperwork, nics someones cigs and smokes one dropping ash on the throne. At the same time my other hand is hitting buttons on the chair whichs causes a huge machine to chug and hum on the back of the wheelchair and then start spraying paint on the fittings of the throne room redoing everything in mucus green and polka pink pattern....*

*Stubs the cig out on the red carpet and throws the fag end into the coffee pot* hmmmm, boring... but at least some cash *pockets money* and drives off looking around..

*sneaks out from his hiding place behind the throne*

Hah! Silly person took the forged banknotes!!

*Cough*

*Wakes up with a start*

Huh...........wha...........who's there

Only me

I don't think I got very far with this did I?

By the way, hows the writing coming along?

It kinda died a death after Ralph left for his school hols

My latest one is not happening, I have to watch more Stargate, but the good news is I'm being serialized in

The story writing, or this?

Ah... ignore my last post.

So is that the X-Files then (sorry I haven't got around to having a look yet)?

don't worry about it, Shazz is starting from the 1st one I don't know if she's going to do them all, I got my own blob too a cigarette smoking man

Okay, I got off my behind and had a look. X-files, part four.

I'll have to have a proper read later.

Any other stories in the pipeline?

"don't worry about it, Shazz is starting from the 1st one I don't know if she's going to do them all, I got my own blob too a cigarette smoking man"

When I was writing Doctor Who (which I never got around to finishing) they just gave me an old TARDIS blob hanging around - which actually fit quite well. Then with my first story "168th greatest story in the galaxy - a tribute" they gave me a great little pic of some of the characters I'd created...

All I have outstanding is the Stargate/X files crossover and a couple more X Files to do after that then I might start something else maybe try my hand at a 24 type thing

At the moment I'm on my 5/6th version of the start to my sequel to my first Post serial. In a couple it starts with a fishing boat, in another it starts in a lunatic asylum, in another it starts in a deep space computer lab, in another it starts outside a circus tent... so many ideas but no direction...

A 24 type one could be interesting, though I've not really followed it since the first series.

I lost track of the plot after missing a couple of episodes of this series, last years was good