h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*since legion had a packet of crisps, spook had the msart idea to use cheese and onion as bombs.*

well, since we don't have an enemy yet, let's fight between ourselves. *throws crisps bombs at FWT and legion and yankee-shoes.*

feel the power of the horrible smell!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes off her shoes and socks, throws a nasty stinking shoe at spook, her other shoe and a sock at Legion, and the other sock at FWT*

Who needs bombs when your feet smell like that!

*spook is unaffected by the smell and simply throws the shoe back at yankee-(smelly)shoes.*

i have a cold so i couldn't smell ur shoes.

*snaps spook sharply on his bum with wet eliciting a yelp*

How do ya like them apples?

*chucks shoe at Legion just 'cause*

apples? where? where?

*throws a load of s at yankee-shoes to get him pissed so that he'll lose.*

You must be a bit loaded yourself, as I am obviously of the female persuasion. Anyway, you call that ? No cyanide, no iocane powder... mmm, now I'm thirsty. Where is that mini-bar? No! Must stay focused, reward self with later.

*takes another pop at spook with her *

*One of spooks hits Terran on the head and knocks him out cold. Has some bizzare dream about , and begins to think he is father Jack from "Father Ted" [how many people here have heard that programme?]*

*getting a little boozy from the s she helped herself to from the mini-bar... starting to resemble Jen Saunder's character Eddy in AbFab*

*spook shoes himself in foot for getting hes and shes wrong for yankee.*

oh wait, it didn't hurt me at all. it just went through the hole that was already there.

stuffs Y/s's socks in his ears and then rolls out a massive stereo: playing the Spice Girls....that ought to help with the hangovers

Psychological warfare...mwahahahahahahahahahaaa!

*tosses yank a bottle of ramune and slices an onion that was flying towar her head and threatening to mess up her beautifully specially-styled-one-time-only-special-for-the-war princess leia hair*

(Buy the jj action figure! Special limited edition with Princess Leia (for-the-war) styled hair and minitaure lightsaber with special tai chi action!)

* loads up the garlic ready for another assult *

( Father Jack,,.. drink, drink!! You'll not be going far in a straight line today Terran !!)

*puts up Force shield as to not be pelted by garlic, cuts down a zombie tring to chew on her hair*

Stoopid... things!

Okay, scratch the whole "Switching sides" thing. These zombies are messing up my hair...

*Grabs a zombie that is eyeing up JJs hair hungrily, slams him against the trench wall. and onions burst into shrapnel overhead*

Zombie: "Yikes! Your eminence! Ummm...praise to you oh lord, for you are truly praiseworthy, praise to you oh..."

Shut up! Why do you creeps keep calling me that?

Zombie: "It all started millions of years a-"

I've lost interest. Shut up again.

*Kills zombie, throws the rotting limbs at fwt *

ducks...how scary and original Legion!

*puts monacle on eye*
Good throwing old boy! Though I think we've lost track of whose fighting who... Maybe I'm fighting myself?

I still got your back J.J.! *slices through menacing onion that J.J. didn't see* Nice hair!

*Preparing to annhilate via COMPLETE DISMEMBERMENT the evil that introduced the spice girls to this thread.*

* Ducks to avoid more flying limbs and launches another volly of garlic pellets towards enamy lines*

So which way am I supposed to be fireing? Mixed up and confused now!

Okay whos on my side?

aka Me