h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok mystrunner, we're on our way.

See you later....

* mounts Tewdric and soars off into the distance showering the zombies in fire balls as they exit *

me too!

Is anything happening? Doesn't look like it! Oh well back to the orcs then off.

*Zombies get bored of waiting for soldiers to show up. They start playing cards with each other. Bizarely there is a Hitler Zombie and a Stalin Zombie playing snap. Though I don't think they've quiet figured out the rules, as they have both decided to play on their own with their own packs of cards. Two divisions appear in the zombie ranks, one for the blue-check backed cards (hitler zombie), and one red-stripe backed cards (Stalin zombie), and they start chucking limbs at each other*

oh no! if there are wo armies of evil zombis then we have to fight on two fronts.

Not necessarily!

*Hops out of biplane, huddles with the Hitler zombie*

Guten Tag, countryman. Wow, look over there...

*Gestures over to where the Stalin zombie and his army are watching suspiciously, crouched in the churned-up mud of the battlefield*

You see zat ground zey're occupying? You know, historically that is a part of Germany. Unt it could be ours again!

HZ: "That patch of mud and rocks once belonged to the Fatherland?"

Ja, sicher.

HZ: "Well what are we waiting for? CHARGE!"

*The two zombie armies turn against each other and rip themselves apart*

* Y.S. applauds Legion wildly, thusly spilling some on the Book of the Dead, which wails at her*

Oh shut up.

*to Legion* Have a glass?

Thank you, thank you. Just call me Henry Kissinger. Wait, don't actually. I'm not in his league.

*Accepts , secretly drops all-purpose antidote into into it, swigs gratefully*

YS. Very refreshing and not even a little bit deadly.
*Sigh* Well, time to don my awful German accent and take to the skies again. Till we - *ve* meet again!

*Salutes smartly, swings self into biplane and flies off to oppose international Zombieism wherever it may arise. Stirring music plays*

Could someone PLEASE injure themselves?

*spook shoots himself in the foot to make FMT happy.*

i mean FWT.

spook

Thank'e if you would proceed to the infirmary, it would be appreciated

Hmm, haven't had enough to make me sloppy, so I don't think I will get hurt any time soon, especially as the fighting has slacked off.

*BOTD groans and starts eerie howly chanting*

Someone want to take this thing? It gives me the creeps.

throws an onion at the source of the howling...

*throws the onion, and the Book Of The Dead at FWT, and stomps off the the hospital, beginning to feel the effects of whatever Legion slipped into her while she was being sociable*

catches the onion and takes a bite out of it...you wanna

ducks the book of the dead and then picks it up: sits down for a good read

Onions are your weapon of choice now, then?

*Shudder*

im reading....dont interrupt

*Sits down next to fwt, starts whistling very loudly and shrilly. When this has no effect, begins loudly rustling a packet of . Coughs, clears throat*

*pokes head back in the thread to say shhhh! to Legion*