h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

or we could get the recruits to do that once we get some

I wonder... does hootoo have an Asylum,
y'think it would

*walks in and hands over his resumé*

Hi there, General AJ Rimmer, I'd like to re-apply for service please.

Ah, found you all again. I would like to re-apply for service please.

*heaves box up onto table*

Here is my report on my absence *salutes*.

Wanna join my army? You can be my second.

Not army! Regiment. Tooth 'n' Claw.

Who? What? When!!??

Terran hath granted me my old regiment - tooth 'n' claw.

Thats good

Who did you want to be 2nd-in-command?

Where is Terran? I've been looking for him!

He was on about 10 hours ago. Only slightly longer than I have been today

Here! Hello! Sorry the last few weeks have been the weeks of hell... army manouvers and all that.

Rimmer man! Its good to see you again! Do you want Gaspacho back?

Hello Aries! Yes welcome back! We're at war! So all hands to battle stations!

Well, where is the war at?

Gazpacho? Naah, keep it. Too much responsibility for me. Just give me someone to fight and someone to scheme plans with!

I'm good at scheming. I am the undisputed chess champ at my Uni. I also consider myself to merciless, pitiless and emotionless. Like Mr. Spock: "Live Long and Prosper!"

Naanoo Naanoo! Well We're at war in lots of places, mostly with the Evil Army... or more specifically to get their tea room... but heres one fight, that they put on our page that you can start in - F97320?thread=4027782

Ah I love the smell of napalm in the morning... that and tea...

So, who is in command of Gazpacho then? I wouldn't mind doing it, I love responsibility.

Sure thing Aries! Knock yourself out! (not literally of course, otherwise who will run the regiment! )

What you might want to do is randomly claim some pages (preferably ones that people aren't going to get upset about) in the name of your regiment... and of course decide which people you want...

Claim some pages? Hmm, any ideas?

And, confidentially, is there any problem with the people who are already in the regiment?

None... except some may appear to have begun to look more and more like elvis if you catch my drift... infact some have actually left the building! (they also like to say thank you very much a lot too... which is all well and good but doesn't help the war effort...)


Ideas... hmm...Well this is always a good link to find pages to claim... <./>RandomNormalEntry</.>

For examples of pages claimed so far : F97320?thread=4015979