h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh. *feels left out of the loop*

I'm sorry, man

You alright?

Hehe, you should het on msn more often.

I'm fine, though, she was getting on my nerves anyway.

Good. (that you're fine, not that she was getting on your nerves).

So you being the uni-slut for a bit or are you on the prowl?

I'm...lurking. Just sitting quietly, waiting for some luscious female to fall prey to my animal magnetism.

*resists a sarcastic comment*

Waiting for someone to jump your bones?

Yes, or the singular

I wondered when the conversation would go down this route ...

Right well the front page thingy doesn't seem to be doing much, I'd better figure out another way of getting people interested in the army... hmm...

free gun to every recruit?

Jump on people, advertise in other peoples pages, that kind of thing

Jump on every RPer that is still about

Go to random people's homepages and go The Terranic Army wants You!

forget to tell them that they probably won't be payed
and any funds they find in the opponents tea rooms are army property

Promise them wildly impossible things, like the secret of life, the universe and why radiators gurgle.

tell them that it will actually make them more attractive to the opposite gender.... or whatever gender they prefer

Hmm... all good suggestions... I think I'll do some proper recruitment drives in the coming week In the mean time tell your friends and family, bring children - fun for all the family

look my husbands already joined up,
what more can i give you?
my pets as well?

Meow?

See? *my* pet has signed up

yes but yourpet is a were cat person
whom is a battle hardened maniac clawing thing in battle
my pets are just soft and fluffy without the menice

So? We could scrub the latrines with them.